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Happy birthday Hambil (41)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SEXY, GOD I WISH WE COULD HAVE SEX.
 
Happy Birthday!
 
Don't forget the duct tape, Wacky!
 
Happy Birthday, you furry bastard. :tea:
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
Happy Birthday, you self-proclaimed incomplete idiot!
 
Happy birthday, ya ol' brokedown decrepit motherhugger.
 
(((((HAMBIL)))))
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR HOOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
TO MAKE THIS BIRTHDAY EXTRA GOOD I BRING THIS PRESENT TO YOU!

("Oh look Mama...a cat...")

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE RASCAL.
 
I can't think of anything amusing to say, but I wish you a happy birthday anyway.

That sort of rhymed, does that count?
 
No.
 
oh well, i'll just have to live with that.
 
Thank you all! (I'm 45 and it's not my birthday yet but it's my TK BIRTHDAY! I guess).
 
I see...
 
Happy Birthday
 
Happy Birthday Hambil!! You don't look a day over 49.
 
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