HAPPY BIRTHDAY - JUNE 7

[Gagh]

THE LATEST IN A VERY SPORADIC SERIES...

Paul Gaugin (not 151) - I wish I had one of paintings. So I could sell it, and buy ROBOT PORN.

Jessica Tandy (not 100) - Miss Daisy continues to drive herself amongst the clouds.

Dean Martin (not 92) - The King of Cool, himself.

Tom Jones (69) - SIXY NINE!!! SCREEEEEAAAMMMM! (Throws knickers on stage)

Liam Neeson (57) - One of the finest actors of this time.

Colleen Camp (56) - MRS TACKLEBERRY. MAJOR ROLE!

Prince (51) - Still only looks 12.

Mick Foley (44) - BANG BANG! - Or as Wacky once said, BNAG BNAG!

Damien Hirst (44) - How long before a PICKLED COCK?

Cafu (39) - The most capped Brazilian footballer of all time.

Karl Urban (37) - MCCOY!

Bill Hader (31) - How come he still looks like he's 22?

Anna Kournikova (28) - I wonder if she's still fit?

Michael Cera (21) - Good young actor, just wish he would SPEAK UP a bit.

 

[Tisiphone]

Mmm...Karl.....

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think Michael Cera will stretch himself and play a nervous, awkward, mumbling kid soon?

 

[Gagh]

He wouldn't be able to answer that through nerves, and the inability to speak up.

 

[Tisiphone]

And he would run as fast as he can away from you, and you would say he's the fastest kid alive in those way too short gold shorts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW COMe people say Madonna is tool but it's okay for TOM JONES, THE SEXISTS?

 

[FBI parte due]

AYE, ME LADDIE. AYE.

 

[Gagh]

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL OMG ROFL PUN.

 

[Cassie]

Tom Jones is kinda creepy, IMO.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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Fun fact: Most people can fit Prince's entire body in their mouth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bill Hader (31) - How come he still looks like he's 22?

Because he dresses like he's still in the Cascia Hall Prep School, haircut and all.

 

[Tisiphone]

^And that's what turns a girl on.

 

[curiousa2z]

Tisi, you think he's hot?

 

[Tisiphone]

I like quirky, funny guys, not just hot sociopaths. So yeah, I find Bill Hader hot. Especially in Superbad.

 

[curiousa2z]

never saw Superbad. In fact, this guy doesnt look familiar to me at all.
But agreed about the funny quirky ones! Hence my passione grande for Damian Lewis.

 

[Tisiphone]

Have you seen Pineapple Express?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY EYE?