Happy Birthday, Kerb Crawler!

[Number Six]

These two threads should be linked, for our own defense.

These are precautions in case jack attempts to trod some twisted moral high-ground and claim that we set out to insult Kerb Crawler.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=38069

 

[Number Six]

Hmph.

Headspace, thank for not disrupting the first post.

 

[headspace]

I like your first post, it's the others that made me bark.

I'm a disagreeable SOB, but I do have some moral guidelines

 

[Kerb Crawler]

How the hell does a guy rate TWO birthday threads!?

WHEE!

 

[Number Six]

There is a third in the Tea Room.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Well, shit! Now there's a good problem to have - TOO MANY PARTIES TO ATTEND!

 

[Mandi]

mine's the best. I built a half pipe especially for you.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Sweet! (And medical gauze, right? And maybe a splint or two?)

I'm 32; I'm not as limber or thin as Tony Hawk.

 

[Mandi]

Full EMT Staff is on hand

 

[Number Six]

A peglegged woman was meant to have burst out of the cake by now.......this diplomat is a tad worried.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

ARGH! AVAST, YE MATEY!

Perhaps she's swabbin' yer poopdeck?

 

[headspace]

A peglegged woman was meant to have burst out of the cake by now

She started to eat it instead

in bad taste - so i clickied it

(see! moral guidlines!)

 

[Mandi]

OMFG WHERE'D YOU FIND A PICTURE OF MY MOM?!?!

 

[Dr Fuckofff]

Happy birthday everyone who celerates it today
Don't agree with me? Then you already know... fuck off

 

[Number Six]

I can see why jack wants this thread to silently disappear.

The DLA has tried to keep karma from falling into the hands of tyrants like jack. Our mission has been twisted by vile counter-revolutionary propaganda.

Jack's bellicose attitude here in this thread should serve as a dire warning of what shall happen if he gets total control over karma. The DLA never sought out enemies, as he does.

 

[jack]

Do you masturbate when you post shit like that?

 

[MessengerX]

With friends like jack, who needs enemies?

 

[jack]

You want to fight too X? I thought we were eye to eye? Six doesn't come with our alliance, AFAIK.

 

[Kefka]

No fighting in the war room, gentlemen!