Happy birthday Loktar (37)

[CaptainWacky]

You mingetoad!

 

[FBI parte due]

ENJOY IT, HOPE IT ISN'T YOUR LAST!

 

[Donovan]

Happy birthday Loktar! I mailed you a hooker, but there was a problem with airholes and postage due, and by the time I got her back...anyway, I'll probably just get you a card next year.

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday.

Have a beer and then shake your fist at people and things (just not at a cop)!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HAPPY DAY HAVE SOME SEX WITH THE FORCE YEAH!!

 

[Seph]

yeah happy b-day me old chum, go get a brass on your old dears credit card.

or at least pretend you did.

 

[Loktar]

Damn timezones. Where I am its still an hour and a half until its midnight and officially the 18th. But thanks for the early birthday wishes anyway. Don't have too much fun and destroy the board while I go out and have chicken wings, burrito, and sing some karaoke tommorrow night.

 

['Gear]

Happy B-day new Bro. I'm glad your Dad talked your Mom into having sex with him so we could have this moment these many years later. Don't feel bad - My mom was a hungry slut too. My Dad put it to her good. Bareback. Shat me out 9 mo's later bloody and yelling. That's how I'm able to wish you these well wishes today.

'Gear

 

[Seph]

now thats a motherfucking bday wishes.

i change mine to what gear said.

 

[Loktar]

Happy B-day new Bro. I'm glad your Dad talked your Mom into having sex with him so we could have this moment these many years later. Don't feel bad - My mom was a hungry slut too. My Dad put it to her good. Bareback. Shat me out 9 mo's later bloody and yelling. That's how I'm able to wish you these well wishes today.

'Gear

Seeing as I have 4 brothers from 4 different fathers I guess she was a slut. Thanks for reminding me of that and ruining my birthday, asshole!






(Kidding! I have 4 brothers but they're all from the same father)

 

[Seph]

so your mum was a lazy slut?

who couldnt even be bothered to be a proper slut??

punch her up for me one time!

 

[Loktar]

Will do.

 

[eloisel]

Happy birthday.

Who is taking you out for chicken wings, a burrito and karaoke?

 

[whisky]

happy birthday

 

[Loktar]

Happy birthday.

Who is taking you out for chicken wings, a burrito and karaoke?

My brother. Known to some as rocktar during his all too brief stint at Lonaf.

Oh and I forgot about the huge margarita(complete with sparklers and four straws).

This is where I'm going if anyone is in the vicinity and wishes to join us.

http://www.bombersburritobar.com/main.html

(the Albany one)

 

[Loktar]

HAPPY DAY HAVE SOME SEX WITH THE FORCE YEAH!!

I'm not THAT optimistic......formulating plan for a blowjob.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HAPPY McBIRTHDAY.

 

[SuN]

Birthday wishes old man <3

 

[Loktar]

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[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LOKTAR,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!