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Happy birthday Loktar!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Have a good Loktarday!

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Hopefully he got drunk and stole all his towns park benches.

Nah, but I did feel quite knackered after drinking a big boot of German beer, playing shuffleboard, and eating shelled peanuts. Had to grab some food and more beer to help sober me up. Then I took a 2 hour nap. After that went out with friends for 44 chicken wings, quesadillas, and loaded tots and 2 Blue Hawaiian cocktails.

Then got up way to early to sell some stuff at my friend's tag sale on Saturday. Stayed up there, took a nap, played poker and watched season one of Eastbound and Down. Came home, tried catching up on my email and stuff, but was so tired I went to bed but now I'm up and catching up some more.

Thanks everyone for the Happy Birthday wishes!
 
That's a lot of chicken wings.

I was with my brother and 2 friends, so it only amounted to 11 wings per person. Which would have been more than enough for me, but then the 4 of us also split a quesadilla and a small plate of loaded tater tots (ordered by one of my hungrier friends).
 
They are. I Skyped with the 22 wingless chickens and mocked them while I ate their wings and chicken wing sauce dripped down my chin.
 
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