Happy birthday Loktar!

[CaptainWacky]

Have a good Loktarday!

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOKTAR!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

He will always be associated with park benches thanks to me…

Happy birthday Loktar!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Happy Day of Birth Loktar!

 

[Love Child]

May you be filled with peace on this day and ALL YEAR and EVERY DAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Hopefully he got drunk and stole all his towns park benches.

 

[Loktar]

Hopefully he got drunk and stole all his towns park benches.

Nah, but I did feel quite knackered after drinking a big boot of German beer, playing shuffleboard, and eating shelled peanuts. Had to grab some food and more beer to help sober me up. Then I took a 2 hour nap. After that went out with friends for 44 chicken wings, quesadillas, and loaded tots and 2 Blue Hawaiian cocktails.

Then got up way to early to sell some stuff at my friend's tag sale on Saturday. Stayed up there, took a nap, played poker and watched season one of Eastbound and Down. Came home, tried catching up on my email and stuff, but was so tired I went to bed but now I'm up and catching up some more.

Thanks everyone for the Happy Birthday wishes!

 

[Loktar]

He will always be associated with park benches thanks to me…

And many confused homeless people. Whenever I see a homeless person on a park bench, I give them a dollar and say "Get off my park bench, hippie!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's a lot of chicken wings.

 

[Loktar]

That's a lot of chicken wings.

I was with my brother and 2 friends, so it only amounted to 11 wings per person. Which would have been more than enough for me, but then the 4 of us also split a quesadilla and a small plate of loaded tater tots (ordered by one of my hungrier friends).

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least the chickens are still alive without their wings.

 

[Dr Dave]

But are they?

 

[Loktar]

They are. I Skyped with the 22 wingless chickens and mocked them while I ate their wings and chicken wing sauce dripped down my chin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do chickens need to fly anyway.

 

[Dr Dave]

They are. I Skyped with the 22 wingless chickens and mocked them while I ate their wings and chicken wing sauce dripped down my chin.

That's just fucked up, not bad just fucked up.

 

[Loktar]

That's just fucked up, not bad just fucked up.

More like clucked up.:joker:

Think that pun was for the birds? I'll be bawk bawk for more.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What the shell.

 

[Loktar]

Eggsactly.