HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE CHILD!

[The Dork Lord]

Close your eyes
and make a wish
I have a candle
for you to blow

Happy B-Day, darlin!

 

[Love Child]

I bet you do!
Thanks!
*Blows*

 

[Dual]

Happy birthday!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Happy Birthday
Afraid I can't
Top the Lord
He can make you pant
So, I'll take your word
You'll have a grand day
Damn
That sucks
Just can't compete
With the Phuques
You love to eat!

 

[Love Child]

OMG! That was aweseome Neon Thanks!

 

[Conchaga]

This birthday thread needs more sex.

Happy birthday LC!

I hope my little idea puts more sex on your brain.

 

[Love Child]

This birthday thread needs more sex.

Happy birthday LC!

I hope my little idea puts more sex on your brain.

Yes, because I never have sex on my brain
I am never constantly turned on
my clit is not throbbing
as I type this
my nipples aren't hard
I don't long for anything hard in my mouth
I don't want to pull her hair
and fuck her face
and hold him down
and fuck his brains out
and get spanked
until I am so red
I need ice

 

[Love Child]

 

[Love Child]

Wipe that smile off your face bitch, I'll give you something to smile about.

 

[Love Child]

 

[Conchaga]

more pictures of gratuitous images, please.

 

[Love Child]

Lets see if we can keep a theme of American Pie, Girl Next Door, Red White and Blue going?

 

[Love Child]

How about some Cowboys? Did brokeback ruin it for you? Or just make it better?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Neither, really
Got an appetite
For a Heath bar, though
But it rattled my teeth
To where I could not chew
Wish I'd hid you
Wish I hadn't opened you
Wish I could quit you

 

[Love Child]

You can quit me
you don't need me
I won't feed you

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Sorry

 

[Loktar]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE CHILD!

HAPPY WANKING, LOKTAR'S PENIS!

 

[Pandora]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Gonad]

Happy Birthday!

 

[classichummus]

Happy Birthday Love Child!!! Hope you had (and continue to have) fun today!