Happy Birthday, Mentalist!

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd have sex with Eggs Mayo, just to get it out of my system.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Too bad you're gettin' me when I'm fat. See my post. SoCal living has made me soft. (But not in that way, I can still get a hard-on, than you very much)

 

[CaptainWacky]

The episode of the Simpsons with her in it sucked.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not necessarily her fault, though?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, not at all.

 

[curiousa2z]

well it's still today here so HAPPY BIRTHDAYI HAD A BIG GLASS OF WINE IN YOUR HONOUR
many happy returns1!

*toasts Menty*

CHEERS LUV!

 

[Alyssum]

I'd have sex with eggs too, actually.

But just once.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

25 OMG IF YOU WERE A VULCAN YOUR LIFE WOULD BE 1/8th OVER

 

[headvoid]

LETS GANGBANG EGGS!!!!

 

[Mentalist]

....

Well thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. I didn't do much. Went out to dinner and had big ass meal and took things easy for the most part. I'll be a BIG FUCK NOSE tonight or something.

I was going to bump all my previous Birthday threads on TK as I usually do every year but there are a scary amount of them now and I'm still trying to come to terms with how the HELL I'm 25.

 

[Mentalist]

Oh yeah...next person who questions NATALIENTLIENaTAELINATALAIANATALie's acting credentials in my birthday thread gets BANNED in a massive abuse of power brought on by grumpy old man fits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I NEVER DOUBTED HER FOR A MINUTE.

 

[Conchaga]

This is one of the best birthday threads I've ever seen!

 

[Gagh]

HAPPYOKO BBITTHDSYA MENTALIST LOL LASTT ASN WHITEHAE WHITEJA WHITEHAWK MOPULDSEBCOMB G FALMER J WITHDEAN!! OMG BROGHT BRIGHT MASSIVE BIG IT UP BIG IT UP OUT TAGGIN GRAFF ON THE TRAINS WITH RAGE WHITE LIGHTING UNDER ARCHES LOL ANOTHER DAY PISSED UP IN THE BRANCH TAVERN THROWING UP DOWN LONDON ROAD BIG IT UP BET YOUR'RE MISSIN BRIGHTON IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING LOVELT GREEK ISLAND OMG HELP I NEED THAT TO FUCK SISTER WENDY SOMEBODY STOP ME

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yoko Ono was a positive influence on the Beatles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They would have broken up anyway, as Adam explained to Spike.

 

[Gagh]

GAGH MISSES MENTALIST LOLOLLOL DWIGHT YORKE KICKED A BLIND BABY IN THE FACE FOR A £5 HE HAD WITH DAVID BECKHAM LOLOLOLOKL

 

[CaptainWacky]

who invetned rickrollig?

 

[Gagh]

PAT BUTCHER!