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Happy birthday Natalie Portman (34)!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I will always love you.

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SHE'S A GOOD
 
I saw her fighting crust punks a month ago on Cambridge Common. There was blood on her knuckles, but none on her skirt.
 
She takes good care of herself, even in a fist fight.
 
She makes the world want to be Jewish.
 
OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE!
 
If she was a wrestler her finishing move would be "The PortSlam".
 
She'd be a good wrestler.

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