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Happy birthday NATALIE PORTMAN (43)!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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I LOVE YOU.
 
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She's better than that girl OTHER PEOPLE like.
 
Just sayin', I had to look this up to make sure we was only 43. It's true. Still beautiful but time fucks with my head sometimes and I thought maybe she at least had to be 50.
 
Think about how old you were when Leon/The Professional came out, and what kind of thoughts you were having about her then, and whether or not it would have pinged any federal authorities into action...
 
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Thank you for everything, Natalie. You have been a peak obsession for 27 years, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
 
 
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