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Happy birthday Stan Lee (94) and Nichelle Nichols (84)!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED.
 
Excelsior!
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THANKS FOR LIVING THROUGH 2016!
 
Sssshhh. It ain't over yet. :(
 
They've actually filmed a bunch of Stan Lee cameos in case he doesn't make it.
 
They should make a Stan Lee movie where all the people who play Marvel superheroes do cameos.

And the plot of the movie is about an old writer who gets a cameo in a movie.
 
Nichelle inspired Whoopi and Whoopi inspired some millennial chick who makes a shitload of money somewhere.
 
Fuck Whoopi.
















.....actually, no. I wouldn't fuck Whoopi with gturner's micro dick.
 
They've actually filmed a bunch of Stan Lee cameos in case he doesn't make it.

I'm sure he'd agree to a CGI Stan to be honest.
 
CGI Stan sounds like a movie title.
 
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CGI Stan sounds like a movie title.

Where a woman doesn't know she's dating a CGI man but she ends up improbably falling in love with the geeky digital artist who created Stan.
 
Where a woman doesn't know she's dating a CGI man but she ends up improbably falling in love with the geeky digital artist who created Stan.

And the geeky digital artist is played by Stan Lee and his character is named Stan Lee. And they make some cheesy lame joke about the CGI Stan looking nothing like the geeky digital artist.
 
And both do full frontal nudity.
 
And every time he orgasms he screams "Excelsior, True Believer!"
 
Then at the end you find out he actually died six months ago and maybe he was just a ghost?
 
Then at the end you find out he actually died six months ago and maybe he was just a ghost?
Yeah a Force Ghost. And Stan Lee is digitally inserted into the end of Return of the Jedi: Super Duper Special Edition We Really Mean it this Time George Lucas Didn't Fuck Up This Version
 
No that doesn't happen.
 
Stan Lee should play Han Solo's Granddad in the young Han Solo Star Wars movie. His name could be Stan Solo. He has a fetish for Wookie prostitutes, male, and female.
 
No that doesn't happen.

ok, DirectorWacky. We'll save that for the "left on the cutting room floor footage" on the DVD and Blu-Ray.
 
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