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Happy Birthday to The Queen (80)

Yes, so relatable.

I shall express my views of the new King via this clip from The Office Xmas Special. Pay attention to the man calling out at Brent in the audience. It perfectly captures the tone I'm going for...



I don't really know if that works, but it was fun to watch again anyway.

Honestly I just look them think ... that man wants to be her tampon. I mean, I suppose the outfit is absorbent. Anyway, please no more. Let this be it. I would think the last vestiges of real support for the monarchy will fade as the boomer generation fades. Look, I had a soft spot for The Queen but always maintained once she was gone, get rid of the whole pack of them. I fail to see why a struggling family in Britain should put a red penny towards the maintenance of a family privately worth billions.

I want to live in a castle. Will Charlie Boy spare a few bucks? Why the fuck not? I want fucking castle, Charles. Actually - in fairness, give Wacky a castle first.
 
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