Happy Birthday

[The Question]

To ME!

Yep, 36 today. Line up for shots if you're male, spankings if you're female.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

36 was good. My life finally started to turn around a few months previous --though it wasn't immediately apparent 'til a few months later.

 

[jack]

I remember 36...that's when my son was born

 

['Gear]

Dear Saint,

How wonderful that your mom those 36 six years yonder was such a slut that she let your dad fuck her bareback and cum deep in her willing pussy. And isn't it great that your dad was so sly and crafty, hearless really, or just plain lucky enough to talk her into letting him jam his hard cock in over and over until he shot you in. Thankfully, out of all of your dads load that dripped down your mother's leg you somehow managed to make a go of it. No wet spot for you! AmIrite? What luck that your mom didn't flush you down the sink but instead shat you out bloody and screaming some nine months later.

Here's to mom and dad for fucking like animals and deciding to keep you when they didn't have to!

 

[Loktar]

I remember 36...that's when my son was born

I remember 36....it was two years ago. I was still employed and not living with my parents.

 

[Ilyanna]

Happy B-day, TS!

 

[SaintLucifer]

To ME!

Yep, 36 today. Line up for shots if you're female, spankings if you're male.

I always knew you were a faggot.

 

[FBI parte due]

I always knew you were a faggot.

 

['Gear]

I thought this was a faggot forum. Isn't everyone here queer?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Ah, so you read gay porn comics. Rather than Comicon, you no doubt visit Comicfag conventions, yes?

I am attempting to feign surprise, but I cannot even do that.

 

['Gear]

You know SL, this is a gay forum. If a person posts here it's an automatic admission of homosexuality.

With that in mind, is there anything you have to say for yourself?

 

[SaintLucifer]

You know SL, this is a gay forum. If a person posts here it's an automatic admission of homosexuality.

With that in mind, is there anything you have to say for yourself?

Oh, so you are gay? Then you do not mind sucking my cock? I'm in Toronto. Look me up. I'm not gay myself, but I wouldn't mind having my throbbing cock sucked.

 

['Gear]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you disable Saint Lucifer in two posts.

/bow

 

[SaintLucifer]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you disable Saint Lucifer in two posts.

/bow

see next post...

 

[SaintLucifer]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you disable Saint Lucifer in two posts.

/bow

No doubt you are bowing to take my hard, throbbing schlong into your open maw, yes? By 'disable', you mean to suggest you will suck my schlong so hard I won't be able to piss for a week?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Happy birthday, young man. I hope there were games and a nice cake.








(I still have TaintPussyhair on ignore)

 

[The Question]

No games, no cake. Just rum & melancholy.

Hmm. That sounds like the name of a band. Or a cheesy poem. Or a cheesy band.

 

[Tisiphone]

Happy Birthday to my TK hubby.

 

[The Question]

Awww, thank you, my TK Wife.

 

[Consumer]

Congratulations on making it this far. Things will improve.