HAPPY CAPTAINWACKY'S BIRTHDAY DAY

[The Tomtrek]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WACKY I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY WITH WHATEVER YOU CHOSE TO DO ON YOUR BIRTHDAY LIKE EAT A CAKE OR SOMETHING.

LISTEN TO FUCKING YODA.

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE CAPTAIN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(In a Google search for "Johnny Nose" this is the first image to come up after a bunch of pics of Johnny Depp)

MAY YOUR DAYS BE FILLED WITH THINGS AND YOUR THINGS BE FILLED WITH DAYS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THANKS and thanks for taking the time to post here, the place where I post on the internet!

Yoda going mad and baking loads of birthday cakes with his face on them between Episodes 3 and 4 is a story that so far has gone untold.

 

[whisky]

Happy heel turn day!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's interesting that the Germans have no German-language equivalent for "Happy Birthday".

 

[Dershocka]

It can't be a coincidence that The Captain's birthday falls on Star Wars day. I sense the force at work here. Happy Birthday Obi Wack Kenobi! I hope you bring balance to the force, or some shit.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember when "Star Wars Day" was just a clever joke on Count Duckula.

 

[Loktar]

Meesa hopen you havin' a bombad birthday, CaptainWacky!

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy birthday CaptainWacky, you well engineered building!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's over now; there's nothing special about me anymore.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nonsense!

 

[Love Child]

It's over now; there's nothing special about me anymore.

Dammit. I missed it. Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!!!
That just doesn't have the same sound to it as "Happy Birthday!"

Dear CaptainWacky,
Do you like cake? If so, what is your favorite flavor? Do you like ice-cream? And do you have a favorite flavor of ice-cream? Do you like cake and ice-cream together? Have you had "ice-cream cake?" Does that exist where you live?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But now it's your birthday on FUZZYDICEPLANET_43.

I forget where it's your birthday tomorrow, I don't have the list handy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like cake with surprising chocolate.