Happy Easter

[eloisel]

Happy Easter to you.
May you have nice clothes to dress up in,
an Easter bonnet to wear,
pretty patent leather shoes,
and a basket full of chocolate bunnies and eggs.
Go to church and nourish your soul.
Then, go to a late lunch feast and enjoy the children
hunting for Easter Eggs at the parks.
They still do that, don't they?

 

[Felony]

I don't even know what you are talking about.

 

[eloisel]

Did you grow up under a rock?

 

[Felony]

Did you grow up under a rock?

No I did not grow up under a rock. But I did live near a place called Rock.
I wear nice clothes every day, and I have never worn a bonnet!

 

[Odd Sock]

no Vap grew up in his father's hotdog trailer

 

[eloisel]

You don't know what you've missed until you've worn a bonnet.

 

[vixie]

I did all that and sat on the Easter Bunnies lap.

 

[Love Child]

Did you see a leprachon? Or a pot of gold?

 

[vixie]

How did you know? I was drinking green beer though. I sort of blamed it on the dye.

 

[eloisel]

I saw a leprechaun once. He wasn't green.
He didn't have a pot of gold.
He didn't have a four leaf clover.
He wasn't even from Ireland.

 

[Odd Sock]

the leprachaun you saw was Vap. Although technically/medically he is a Gnome