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"Happy" Halloween

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter


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The Mewlips by J.R.R. Tolkien​



The shadows where the Mewlips dwell
Are dark and wet as ink,
And slow and softly rings their bell,
As in the slime you sink.
You sink into the slime, who dare
To knock upon their door,
While down the grinning gargoyles stare
And noisome waters pour.
Beside the rotting river-strand
The drooping willows weep,
And gloomily the gorcrows stand
Croaking in their sleep.
Over the Merlock Mountains a long and weary way,
In a mouldy valley where the trees are grey,
By a dark pool?s borders without wind or tide,
Moonless and sunless, the Mewlips hide.
The cellars where the Mewlips sit
Are deep and dank and cold
With single sickly candle lit;
And there they count their gold.
Their walls are wet, their ceilings drip;
Their feet upon the floor
Go softly with a squish-flap-flip,
As they sidle to the door.
They peep out slyly; through a crack
Their feeling fingers creep,
And when they?ve finished, in a sack
Your bones they take to keep.
Beyond the Merlock Mountains, a long and lonely road,
Through the spider-shadows and the marsh of Tode,
And through the wood of hanging trees and the gallows-weed,
You go to find the Mewlips – and the Mewlips feed.

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From Jackie Hoffman (Uma in Only Murders In The Building)...

 
 
She's laughing all the way to the money bank!
 
I bet Santa never saw Claws like those!
 
LOCK HER UP!
 
LOCK HER UP!
With me. It's the only Mariah Carey song I like, and by Gawd, me and everyone else needs to hear this song no less than 100,000 times this season.
 
All the no.
 
 
All the no.
All the yes plus infinity (or 10 hours).

 
No.
 
At least we have 11 months before people start saying "Spooky Season" like that's a normal thing to say again.
 
Seriously. And suddenly everyone is painting their face like a sugar skull for Halloween
 
And what's the deal with Halloween bees!
 
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