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Happy New Year!

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
I spent it at Trajan's Forum, there was some Italian band with the most repetitive melody playing for a few years. Some idiots kept throwing m80s on the crowded fucking street and at the archaeological sites, and the rain poured down in a torrential deluge. I spent about an hour trying to work up the courage to hit on a cute American girl standing next to me in the crowd (we'd shared a few eye contact/smile combinations, should've said something), only for some brutish Italian guys to walk up and directly ask her for sex. Dual = failure; I shouldn't ever even try. :p The last words I heard in 2009 were a heavily accented voice screaming in English, "We are il Alemanno, and we have come to rape and pillage!" The champagne was awful, somewhere between juice and alcohol. I didn't actually buy a bottle (red ftw), but I took a swig out of one I found abandoned on the ground, and it was disgusting as hell. Happy 2010!
 
What did she say?
 
Sorry about the girl. It shouldn't be a problem once you are a millionaire.
 
yeah, shut up about the new year we wanna hear more about the girl. did the italion stallions scores?
 
Every failed attempt at getting the girl by someone smarter than your average bear diminishes me.
 
yeah, shut up about the new year we wanna hear more about the girl. did the italion stallions scores?

Couldn't hear too clearly due to the concert and crowd, but it sounded like she started out saying she had a boyfriend. They went off to the side, though, SO MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING TO THE DIRECT METHOD.
 
Sounds like fingers and blowjobs only. SO BY BILL CLINTON'S DEFINITIONS, THEY DID NOT WIN AND YOU DID NOT LOSE!

HAVE A HORNY NEW YEAR! AND BUY BETTER CHAMPAGNE!
 
come up and visit me and we will re-do that New Years Eve by getting drunk on champagne and wine!
 
come up and visit me and we will re-do that New Years Eve by getting drunk on champagne and wine!

You don't know how to party, STFU poser.
 
Lmao
 
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