Happy not easter

[Dr Dave]

Celebrate ok times, come'on!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S EASTER SATURDAY, THE DAY JESUS SPENT LOUNGING AROUND IN A TOMB EATING EGGS.

 

[Dr Dave]

and fried cheese!

 

[Cassie]

I just colored a bunch of eggs with my mom. I told her we were practicing a pagan religion and she didn't believe me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fuck the easter season, fuck it up its lame ass.

Thanks,

Dr Dave.

 

[Cassie]

Dr Dave, are you ok?

 

[Dr Dave]

no

 

[Cassie]

Sorry!

 

[Dr Dave]

thanks

 

[curiousa2z]

^aw... feel better...would a choclate egg help? I dont have to bogart ALL of them.


BTW CASSIE IS RIGHT ITS PAGAN FROM OSTERA OMG THEY DIDNT EVEN DISGUISE THE NAME VERY WELL

 

[Dr Dave]

I wouldent say no to a chocolate egg

 

[curiousa2z]

*passes Dr Dave a chocolate egg*

 

[Dr Dave]

yum!

ty

 

[CaptainWacky]

Choclate microscopes?

 

[Dr Dave]

I want those too!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can't always get what you want.

 

[Dr Dave]

I know!

 

[Cassie]

But if you try some time, you just might find, you get a bunch of chocolate.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SPots.

 

[Mentalist]

I just colored a bunch of eggs with my mom. I told her we were practicing a pagan religion and she didn't believe me.

It hasn't even been assimilated into the church very well either. It's so patently Pagan even today that it's quite surprisng not more of a fuss is made about it. Easter is the Chaldean name of the Assyrian goddess Ishtar which is a title of Beltis. The pronounciation was exactly the same as well. So by practicing and celebrating Easter you are basically worshipping Baal which God said himself in the Bible was the highest abomination of false worship possible. Oops.

The bunny is a Pagan fertility symbol and the eggs are also signs of fertility and the celebration of the rebirth of spring.


Jesus wasn't even ressurected on Sunday either just like he wasn't even born in Winter yet we still celebrate Christmas which is a completley Pagan holiday as well.


The world is so screwed up.