Happy Star Trek Day!

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Volpone]

May the fourth be with you!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should probably not expect total fidelity from what are primarily comedic performances!

 

[whisky]

He looks great for 90 I know he had work done years ago, but still he looks better than in the deadly years.

 

[Mentalist]

I love him. I consider Kirk to be the ultimate chad and a lot of it comes from Shatner just being Shatner. I think he's putting it on a bit and leaning into being his "difficult" self a bit in the video but I'm pretty sure he sustains himself with his ego at this point anyway so it is what it is.

And yeah, sure he's had work but no amount of work keeps you that sharp at 90. Man is a living legend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He still tweets some utter bollocks.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think I got banned from r/startrek and I'm not sure why. My last comment there was "You're right, modern Trek series didn't make anything darker. It just made it a whole lot stupider."

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

If I was really trying to get banned it might have been something like "If Klingons have two dicks now does that mean Lurians have three buttholes?" or something like that. Watch their heads explode while they try to work out the math.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was Klingons having two dicks actually a thing? I can't remember the first two seasons of Discovery anymore.

 

[whisky]

They have multiple redundant organs.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I got so bored last night I watched Star Trek III and Generations back to back. Kill me now.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Was Klingons having two dicks actually a thing? I can't remember the first two seasons of Discovery anymore.

Yes, they went out of their way in the s1 Discovery finale to show a Klingon pissing out two streams at the same time. Brilliance!

 

[Volpone]

Star Trek II III IV VI, and First Contact. The only Star Trek films. Oh, and the last one...Beyond.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They have multiple redundant organs.

Internal organs! They don't have four eyes...

 

[whisky]

Well if they have two dicks technically they do have four eyes.

 

[Volpone]

I thought it was the Vulcans that had 2 dicks. And that was why all the Earth girls were so interested in Spock.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, that was an urban myth born from the daily occurrence of Vulcans calling both Romulans and Remans "dicks" in public.

 

[Volpone]

Remans aren't a thing.