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Well holy smokes, it’s that day again. Trachtenday. A great day. Michelle Trachtenberg’s birthday. AND this is a really special Trachtenday as today she is 25 years old. That’s a quarter of a century that she’s been alive and that makes it a pretty fucking good quarter of a century. SHE’S AS OLD AS BACK TO THE FUTURE.
So what’s happened this year? Well, she starred in the SADLY CANCELLED series Mercy where she somehow got better every episode which is amazing because she was perfect in the first episode BUT YET. She went out with a mean fireman and a SPORTS MAN who hit his head and even kissed the Dawson from Dawson’s creek. I MISS YOU, NURSE CHLOE PAYNE. She also gave herself the Heimlich manoeuvre.
Anyway. She also had like two scenes in Kevin Smith’s Cop Out which is TOO FEW SCENES for a Michelle Trachtenberg. She’s also been a voice on a strange Marvel kids cartoon and of course Gossip Girl where SHE WAS BLONDE (and pregnant)?????? SO YEAH SHE HAS BEEN FUCKING ACTING YOU ALL SHE’S LOVELY.
Outside of that the big hoo-hah this year was her wonderful shoot for Complex magazine where she actually looked so attractive it redefines the word “attractive” into some sort of hyper-pan-dimensional version of itself. It even made me GO OUT AND BUY A COPY of it myself because it was that good and she’s lovely in the magazine.
She is also of course no.1 in Wacky’s top 100 (AND WILL BE AGAIN SOON? WHO KNOWS…) so even if you don’t care what I have to say about her you should care about what Wacky has to say.
LOOK HERE’S SOME PICTURES FROM THE LAST YEAR (it should be noted that since the last thread I have acquired over 1,200 pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg and whittling them down has been hard THIS TOOK EFFORT):
