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HAPPY TRACHTENDAY EVERYONE

Trachtenday is over for another year, and what have we learned?

NOTHING.
 
Well now that it's over we can all sit around a warm fire, sing Trachtenday carols, and wait for the 23rd Birthday Party pictures to be posted online.
 
Were Katy Perry, Zooey Deschanel, Anna Paquin and Scarlett Johansson at her party, dressed as "naughty schoolgirls" (it was a "naughty schoolgirls" themed party)?
 
Anyone else have a Trachtenday headache from all that staring at online pictures and drinking the Trachtenpunch?
 
Trachtenberry Kool-Aid, actually.
 
That's her blood!
 
Aha! I wondered what the key ingredient was!
 
I'm actually really angry at myself* that I didn't post this picture on Trachtenday.



Because I really want to see the 'after' picture.

*because I actually get angry about these things. I have a problem.
 
Is that guy a suicide bomber?!
 
He's an owl shapeshifter.
 
I hope he kidnapped her and forced her to watch that episode of Buffy where Dawn says "GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!" and has a tantrum in her bedroom.
 
LOOKIT DEM EYE SOCKETS HELL YEAH

 
I have to look at some porn now so I'll have nice dreams.
 
You ever seen Mysterious Skin? She was pretty cute in that.
 
It's hard to find on DVD but I'ma keeping a lookout.
 
Trachtenberg feet pix, pls.
 


I'd find and upload more but my internet is being very shitty at the moment.
 
FINALLY they release the high-res versions of these pictures:



It's a Trachtenday miracle!
 
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