Happy Valentines Day to the MineField

[jack]

 

[Loktar]

Happy VD, MineField!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Got any masturbation advice?

 

[jack]

Squeeze the base on the upstroke.

 

['Gear]

/rimshot

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL USE THAT.

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MOFOS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Happy February 14th.

Actor Freddie Highmore (“Finding Neverland’’) is 20.
Magician Teller of Penn and Teller is 64.
Singer Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty is 40.
Actress Florence Henderson is 78.
Actress Meg Tilly is 52.
TV personality Hugh Downs (“20/20’’) is 91.
Actor Enrico Colantoni (“Just Shoot Me’’) is 49.

Fuck Valentine's Day. LOVE YOU ALL.

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

 

[jack]

Happy get laid spontaneously for drinks and dinner day!

 

[Loktar]

Happy Make Your Mom and Dad Pot Roast and Chocolate Cake Day

 

['Gear]

Fuck this shit. I'm going to Loktars.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Emily Post Etiquette says, "Bring a door."

 

[curiousa2z]

MFers!

 

[Loktar]

Emily Post Etiquette says, "Bring a door."

Loktar says "Bring me a datehooker quickly, that pot roast is looking good enough to fuck"

 

[Seph]

...meh

 

[CaptainWacky]

Show someone you care by stabbing a stranger.