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Has anyone ever actually BOUGHT one of those "Girls Gone Wild" videos.

jack

jack

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The TV ads are funny. Do you suppose people palm their meat watching them and then order?
 
My cousin and her husband has the whole collection and they've made me watch them. They are basically pretty funny. Alotta boobs and snatch.
 
I have a friend who has a friend who has a cousin who heard a rumor of someone actually having one.
 
I thought abiout buying one once.. then decided to hire a carload of hookers and make my own 8)
 
I bought one for $9.99 with a "bonus" dvd. Of course, I stupidly failed to read the fine print, and had signed up for a monthly club. I paid for like three or four more (the later ones, especially the ones called Doormroom secrets, were pretty hot, with plenty of girl-on-girl action!) and ended up with like three more because they made it nearly impossible to cancel. I mean, you had to cancel by phone, and they stuck you on hold for, no lie, thirty minutes before someone answered.

I would have reported them to the local Attorney General but I'm too lazy.

Anyone seen the house of the guy who owns GGW? The guy's name is Joe something, and he owns a fucking mansion in Cabo San Lucas that he's building from the ground up. Apparently, he's worth like $100M, he has a yacht that takes him to his private island. All from getting drunk white bitches to show their titties.
 
tHIS ONE'S A STEAL AT 70k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

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Sardonica said:
I wonder how long the Attorney General would've kept you on hold?
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Three or four minutes, tops. I've called the Pennsylvania Attorney General numerous times to report unethical and illegal business practices as it relates to my job. They are very expedient, and frankly they welcome reports from consumers & citizens. My local Attorney General would most likely have contacted the FTC, since GGW crosses state lines and uses the U.S. Postal Service. You don't think my state AG would love to make a high-profile investigation of porn peddlers?
 
Mandi said:
My cousin and her husband has the whole collection and they've made me watch them. They are basically pretty funny. Alotta boobs and snatch.
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At all good enough to watch a second time?
 
Girls gone WTF!???

NO!

Girls are always goin' wild fer cash IMFO!

No...its the GUYS GONE WILD vids that are of interest to me.

Fuckin' cunts are always jigglin' their tits fer cash! SLUTTY WHORES!

It's time we saw some jigglin' testicles IMFO!;)
 
Henny sweetums, lemme ask you.....

How many times do I have to pull the hook out and throw you back in?
 
Has anyone ever actually BOUGHT one of those "Girls Gone Wild" videos.
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No. The people who produce and market those videos are now all living in trash cans on the street. No one has ever purchased a single video from them. Why do you ask these stupid questions?
 
Why do you exasperatedly answer such stupid questions?

Did I spell exasperated right?
 
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