has anyone here ever talked to a girl?

[classichummus]

Who are you?

It's J&L, don't worry.

 

[classichummus]

I talk to girls, sometimes. I think they mostly exist in the 9th or 10th dimension.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Try again. I love cassie way more than whoever the fuck that is, but check the ip. It's not me.

 

[Kitty]

Hummus thinks every dual belongs to either you or me. Why spoil the fun?

 

[J&L Massacres]

Because this guy's a frawd. Fuck his username! I LOVE CASSIE.

 

[Kitty]

Does SuN know of your new found love?

 

[J&L Massacres]

:tape2:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have talked to a few girls.

Of that I have no doubt.

 

[I love Cassie]

Because this guy's a frawd. Fuck his username! I LOVE CASSIE.

I am not a fraud. I am simply an admirer of Cassie.

 

[J&L Massacres]

k

 

[The Question]

I used to talk to girls all the time. Then I fucked one. Now I know what they're for.

Oh, and "I Love Cassie" is Cassie. Ya buncha numbskulls.

 

[Cassie]

No it ain't.

 

[Dr Dave]

Of that I have no doubt.

Good man.

 

[I love Cassie]

No it ain't.

Cassie is always right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So, girls...

 

[Cassie]

They smell nice.

 

[The Question]

You're dumb and post dumb things.

Quiet, or I'll eat your face.

 

[Mentalist]

I talk to girls a lot. Mainly because I know a lot of girls as acquaintances, am friends with a lot of girls (but not on the same level as my guy friends) and I have a girlfriend.


Frankly it's massively overrated. I can see how it wouldn't be if one wasn't an emotionless, cold, uninterested sociopath; but I am, so I find it taxing to stay sufficiently engaged with something that doesn't directly interest me, which is almost everything that isn't engaged by my own mind.

 

[The Question]

Yup. I've got a neighbor like this. There is always something physically wrong with her -- or according to her there is. In actuality, she's just addicted to pain meds and attention. Listening to her talk for any length of time is an exercise is self-restraint against smackin' a dim-witted bitch.

 

[Cassie]

I've known some dudes like that. Self centered whiny assholes.