Has anyone noticed that we've been invaded by a whole new breed of Idiots

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I have yet to meet him in TW. Perhaps you need to introduce us yes? I need to cut someone down to size. Someone worthy. The individuals here in TK are but mere minors. I almost feel guilty picking on someone smaller and less important than I.

He comes around during certain phases of the moon.

So, what's your beef with these fucks over here? Aside from being a bit nerdy, demographically on the child-side, ideologically on the dumbfuck libtard side (a function of being on the child-side) and a little too fond of gayish sigs and avatars, they don't seem all that bad to me.

 

[SaintLucifer]

He comes around during certain phases of the moon.

So, what's your beef with these fucks over here? Aside from being a bit nerdy, demographically on the child-side, ideologically on the dumbfuck libtard side (a function of being on the child-side) and a little too fond of gayish sigs and avatars, they don't seem all that bad to me.

Your description of the TK denizens is most certainly appropos with one exception, they are dumber than our Canadian logs. Why they just may BE our Canadian logs, lost during the scramble as we flood your market with our softwood lumber.

They fail to understand the meaning of the word 'ban'. Surely you are aware of a silly little thing they have here called DAYCARE? I was sent there as 'punishment' for copying and posting a site SOMEONE ELSE POSTED. That fails to matter since I do not care. So I thanked them for 'banning' me to DAYCARE. Their response was that it was no ban, merely a 'lockup' of some kind (I was sure 'lockup' would be the same as a 'ban' since a criminal sees fit to commit a crime and is dumb enough to get caught, he is 'banished to a jail cell' hence the term 'ban'). I attempted to explain I was in fact banned but they would have none of it. They stated I could still post. They neglected to remember that I could post ONLY in DAYCARE. I could not post anywhere else. I lost my sig. I lost control of my av. I could not post images. I could not PM. I could do nothing but sit in DAYCARE and post where no one goes. If they do not think this is a 'ban' then they are far dumber than even I gave them credit for. I uttered one statement which seemed to anger them 'a ban is a ban is a ban you fucking hypocrites'.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Your description of the TK denizens is most certainly appropos with one exception, they are dumber than our Canadian logs. Why they just may BE our Canadian logs, lost during the scramble as we flood your market with our softwood lumber.

They fail to understand the meaning of the word 'ban'. Surely you are aware of a silly little thing they have here called DAYCARE? I was sent there as 'punishment' for copying and posting a site SOMEONE ELSE POSTED. That fails to matter since I do not care. So I thanked them for 'banning' me to DAYCARE. Their response was that it was no ban, merely a 'lockup' of some kind (I was sure 'lockup' would be the same as a 'ban' since a criminal sees fit to commit a crime and is dumb enough to get caught, he is 'banished to a jail cell' hence the term 'ban'). I attempted to explain I was in fact banned but they would have none of it. They stated I could still post. They neglected to remember that I could post ONLY in DAYCARE. I could not post anywhere else. I lost my sig. I lost control of my av. I could not post images. I could not PM. I could do nothing but sit in DAYCARE and post where no one goes. If they do not think this is a 'ban' then they are far dumber than even I gave them credit for. I uttered one statement which seemed to anger them 'a ban is a ban is a ban you fucking hypocrites'.

Yeah, I got all that from the shit that's gone down over that last few days. I agree that banishing you to "daycare" for being a fuckhole is, indeed, a "ban", and that arguing over the semantics of what constitutes a "ban" is rather silly and childish.

I'd have done one of two things: Come back under a different IP and fuck with them under a new ID, or shake the dust off my boots and move on to fresher pastures. You've gone a thrid route. You've tried to start a forum war over your own personal bullshit.

That's cool. I kinda like forum wars, but I'd never start one. A trolls a trolls a troll, and in my book you qualify. You can always park your sorry ass over at Trollwars. We won't ban you. We'll just poke you with pointy sticks if you get too annoying.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Yeah, I got all that from the shit that's gone down over that last few days. I agree that banishing you to "daycare" for being a fuckhole is, indeed, a "ban", and that arguing over the semantics of what constitutes a "ban" is rather silly and childish.

I'd have done one of two things: Come back under a different IP and fuck with them under a new ID, or shake the dust off my boots and move on to fresher pastures. You've gone a thrid route. You've tried to start a forum war over your own personal bullshit.

That's cool. I kinda like forum wars, but I'd never start one. A trolls a trolls a troll, and in my book you qualify. You can always park your sorry ass over at Trollwars. We won't ban you. We'll just poke you with pointy sticks if you get too annoying.

I did come in here under an different IP. Only difference is they have not a clue and I like to keep it that way.

Wait. I STARTED this war?? Little ol' me? Nawwwwwwwwwwww. Fuck, now I am blushing! You sir are much too kind. Really? Did I? *ROTFLMAO*

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Wait. I STARTED this war?? Little ol' me? Nawwwwwwwwwwww. Fuck, now I am blushing! You sir are much too kind. Really? Did I? *ROTFLMAO*

I said "tried". I could be wrong, but I don't see too much greek fire brewing in the war cauldrons at either site. In fact, it looks like both forums have had a net gain in membership and there's a TKer having a nice (ahem) conversation over there right now.

You're a good shit stirrer, Lucifer. Come on over and play anytime you want.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I said "tried". I could be wrong, but I don't see too much greek fire brewing in the war cauldrons at either site. In fact, it looks like both forums have had a net gain in membership and there's a TKer having a nice (ahem) conversation over there right now.

You're a good shit stirrer, Lucifer. Come on over and play anytime you want.

I take offense with you sir!! How dare you consider me to be merely a 'good' shit-stirrer? I TAKE SHIT-STIRRING TO NEW HEIGHTS BITCH!

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I take offense with you sir!! How dare you consider me to be merely a 'good' shit-stirrer? I TAKE SHIT-STIRRING TO NEW HEIGHTS BITCH!

Excellent! We're making progress. Here's a hint though, when stirring shit over at TW, it might be more effective to respond to posts that are newer than 5 days old.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Excellent! We're making progress. Here's a hint though, when stirring shit over at TW, it might be more effective to respond to posts that are newer than 5 days old.

Nah. I am much too lazy to check the dates. I am well-known for doing the same thing over here. The dates to me are fucking irrelevant. The presence of the horror that is called SAINT LUCIFER is all that matters.

 

[Caitriona]

Oh please! it's a well known fact that only demented liberals watch West Wing and that 99.6% of them masturbate while they do it.

Anyway, thanks for the welcome. None of the ohter jagoffs around here so much as offered me a smiling nod. I mean, just because I came over here from Trollwars to check things out after the little rukus that flared up the past few days is no reason top make a newcomer feel unwelcomed and scorned.

You worthless pieces of shit should be ashamed of yourselves!

Ah I see, another ideologue who would rather spew rhetoric than just have a polite discussion. I'd say "clever", except we both know it isn't.

You and your bunch will shout and claim you trolled us on your board, and we'll laugh because none of this is trolling--it's posturing.

*sigh* I had high hopes for you, but I'm used to disappointment in my life.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Ah I see, another ideologue who would rather spew rhetoric than just have a polite discussion. I'd say "clever", except we both know it isn't.

You and your bunch will shout and claim you trolled us on your board, and we'll laugh because none of this is trolling--it's posturing.

*sigh* I had high hopes for you, but I'm used to disappointment in my life.

Who fucking cares who trolled who? So you both want me to represent your sites. I say start a fucking bidding war for my services. My fame spreads before me and you know it. Have you not noticed the silence at this site whenever I am here? Gee, wonder why that is??

 

[Ishcabittle]

Nah. I am much too lazy to check the dates. I am well-known for doing the same thing over here. The dates to me are fucking irrelevant. The presence of the horror that is called SAINT LUCIFER is all that matters.

Read as:

I didn't notice the dates when people started fucking with me over here, so I'm going to say I'm lazy and don't bother, to "save" face.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Read as:

I didn't notice the dates when people started fucking with me over here, so I'm going to say I'm lazy and don't bother, to "save" face.

So I need to 'save face' over at Troll Wars?? I do the same thing there. Did you not read his post? According to your logic, I make the same claim to 'save face'. Just as here, I have never required any need to 'save face'. Hmm. Such deft logic. Swift one aren't you? About as smart as LORD RAFFLES coming over to TROLL WARS and claiming individuals from this site were banned for posting the word 'vagina' and he had 'proof'. Oddly enough, he seemed to have left out this 'proof'. I daresay he left rather swiftly after making the claim. Odd. I had never seen him retreat so quickly but then again, like you, I never paid him much heed. Perhaps you both are idiotic long-lost brothers yes?

I understand you remain angry over how much of an idiot I made you look what with the avatar stealing and altering not to mention having you post to me when you were clearly on IGNORE. You remember? Everyone knew I had you on ignore yet you continued to post. Strange. Funny you should mention this 'saving face' thingy. It could be useful to you seeing as you are going to need it.

 

[tiff_7_17]

Hi Cait...I miss you...


As for this new batch...yahoo...hahahaha, lame.
I have a feeling I missed a lot though with this whole going to Asia business? am I correct?

 

[Caitriona]

Hi Cait...I miss you...

I miss you too. Nothing will ever top the SW invasion. NOTHING!!!!

Comeback hone soon, but have fun in China!!!

 

[jack]

Oh please! it's a well known fact that only demented liberals watch West Wing and that 99.6% of them masturbate while they do it.

Anyway, thanks for the welcome. None of the ohter jagoffs around here so much as offered me a smiling nod. I mean, just because I came over here from Trollwars to check things out after the little rukus that flared up the past few days is no reason top make a newcomer feel unwelcomed and scorned.

You worthless pieces of shit should be ashamed of yourselves!

Hey c'mon, I said hi! Jesus everyone expects to be held through the hand through this. Are you the Jesus of TW or something?

Poopy pants.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Ah I see, another ideologue who would rather spew rhetoric than just have a polite discussion. I'd say "clever", except we both know it isn't.

Ideologue? Hardly. While I do hate liberals, I'm equally disgusted by globalist/moneypig RINO Bushbots. And as far as being "polite" - I'm a Troll, you silly cunt, and I AM being extremely polite and on my best behavior as I visit your forum.

You and your bunch will shout and claim you trolled us on your board, and we'll laugh because none of this is trolling--it's posturing.

Well, I've learned over the years that there are as many forms and types of trolling as there are trolls who call themselves trolls; from rude children who scream "FUCK" and giggle to themselves to the the snobbish sophisticates who, having read Schopenhauer, consider themselves masters of esoteric rhetoric.

Myself? I just like to have fun by fucking with pretentious assholes.

*sigh* I had high hopes for you, but I'm used to disappointment in my life.

Delayed gratification always makes for the most intense toe-curlings, honey. If you've experienced too much disappointment, then you've just never been well Gurked. ;-)

 

[jack]

I think gherkin off is overrated.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Hey c'mon, I said hi!

You did? Sorry Jack. Must have missed it. Perhaps it was your gay avatar that caused me to pass over your greeting

Jesus everyone expects to be held through the hand through this. Are you the Jesus of TW or something?

No. I am the Great and Incomparable Gurk MacGuintey.

 

[Caitriona]

I'm a Troll

Well all righty then.... Now that the introductions are over with...

Well, I've learned over the years that there are as many forms and types of trolling as there are trolls who call themselves trolls; from rude children who scream "FUCK" and giggle to themselves to the the snobbish sophisticates who, having read Schopenhauer, consider themselves masters of esoteric rhetoric.

LOL, agreed!

Myself? I just like to have fun by fucking with pretentious assholes.

Promises promises....

Delayed gratification always makes for the most intense toe-curlings, honey.

Yes, it certainly does... The best as a matter of fact!

 

[The Question]

Banning is ejection from the board. SaintMoo is just upset because he was looking forward to being the first to be banned from here, but we don't ban. When absolutely necessary, we confine -- we incarcerate, if you will -- but we do not ban.

Throwin' you in the brig ain't the same thing as throwin' you off the boat.