Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Unburdened by the responsibilites of being tech admin and reflecting on a life wasted with courting sasquatches, devouring any & all foodstuffs falling under his gravitational influence and saturating his neurological system with all manner of floor-cleaning solutions, was it perhaps inevitable that this self-hating escaped teratological experiment would finally revert to a role that was tailor-made for him all along?
A troll?
A troll?