Has the new invasion been assimilated yet?

[Sarek]

You must not have made it far in school.

Meet SaintLucy. He's TK's resident retarded Canadian blowhard.

Just pat him on the head, smile nicely and tell him he's a good boy. And whatever you do, don't show sympathy or pity regarding his condition. A few of us did that at first and he tried to hump our legs.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Meet SaintLucy. He's TK's resident retarded Canadian blowhard.

Just pat him on the head, smile nicely and tell him he's a good boy. And whatever you do, don't show sympathy or pity regarding his condition. A few of us did that at first and he tried to hump our legs.

don't show sympathy or pity regarding his condition. A few of us did that at first and he tried to hump our legs.

There he is again, wishing to distract attention away from the great SaintLucifer with a favoured tactic of his; lies. I have no 'condition', unless one counts the necessity of putting up with dumbfuck fatass cop-wannabes like this asshole. Just simply point at him and laugh about his wife's ridiculous gapped teeth.

 

[Sarek]

I forgot to mention, SaintLucy's also delusional.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I forgot to mention, SaintLucy's also delusional.

Yet this guy is the one with the gap-toothed wife. Many have made a mockery of his fat, gap-toothed wife. Believe or not, she is even fatter than he is. He once made the mistake of showing us his wife's picture. EVERYONE in this site retched, puked and groaned from disgust. I swear, she weighed at least a ton.

 

[Cacophony]

Meet SaintLucy. He's TK's resident retarded Canadian blowhard.

Just pat him on the head, smile nicely and tell him he's a good boy. And whatever you do, don't show sympathy or pity regarding his condition. A few of us did that at first and he tried to hump our legs.

Ohhh I understand!

It's ok baby, you just keep on posting! Good job!

 

[Cacophony]

Yet this guy is the one with the gap-toothed wife. Many have made a mockery of his fat, gap-toothed wife. Believe or not, she is even fatter than he is. He once made the mistake of showing us his wife's picture. EVERYONE in this site retched, puked and groaned from disgust. I swear, she weighed at least a ton.

Even if I believed that was true, you love who you love.

And it doesn't matter.

You're a silly boy for thinking it does!

 

[Sarek]

Yet this guy is the one with the gap-toothed wife. Many have made a mockery of his fat, gap-toothed wife. Believe or not, she is even fatter than he is. He once made the mistake of showing us his wife's picture. EVERYONE in this site retched, puked and groaned from disgust. I swear, she weighed at least a ton.

And yet she wouldn't give YOU The time of day.

 

[SaintLucifer]

And yet she wouldn't give YOU The time of day.

Perhaps that would have to do with the fact I leave females like her tongue-tied, much like the teenage girls who swoon over rock stars yes? Why would she give the time of day to someone she knows would never give her but a passing glance? I have standards, and she does not meet any of them. Your girlfriend CACOPHONY shares your wife's weight problem no doubt. I would suggest you get your wife and her together, although you could use some weight-loss therapy yourself after having seen you. Tell her about that disgusting gut you have hanging over your belt.

 

[Sarek]

Lucy, you crack me up!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Lucy, you crack me up!

No, that would be when your wife asks if the dress she wears makes her look fat.

 

[Sarek]

No, it's you. My wife's not here right now.

She's out working the street to keep me supplied in Ding Dongs and Hohos.

 

[SaintLucifer]

No, it's you. My wife's not here right now.

She's out working the street to keep me supplied in Ding Dongs and Hohos.

At least that makes sense, but how can she afford the Ding Dongs and HoHos if she works the streets? Who is daft enough to pay for sex with a woman who weighs at least 350 pounds?

 

[Sarek]

At least that makes sense, but how can she afford the Ding Dongs and HoHos if she works the streets? Who is daft enough to pay for sex with a woman who weighs at least 350 pounds?

Well, your daddy married one.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Well, your daddy married one.

You seem to attract the fatties. You have CACOPHONY following you about the site. You lucky fuck you! Getting all the fat babes!

 

[Sarek]

You seem to attract the fatties. You have CACOPHONY following you about the site. You lucky fuck you! Getting all the fat babes!

You're scaring me Luci because you keep following me too. And we've all seen YOU'RE less than slim picture.

 

[SaintLucifer]

You're scaring me Luci because you keep following me too. And we've all seen YOU'RE less than slim picture.

HOw did you come to the conclusion that I am following you when it is YOU who responded to MY posts??? As for my picture, it has never touched the internet. Thank the Elements because my e-mail would be swamped with letters from the lovelorn. I am THAT handsome.

 

[Sarek]

HOw did you come to the conclusion that I am following you when it is YOU who responded to MY posts??? As for my picture, it has never touched the internet. Thank the Elements because my e-mail would be swamped with letters from the lovelorn. I am THAT handsome.

Because, I SAID SO. AND WE'VE ALL SEEN YOUR HIDEOUS PHOTO. IT WAS POSTED HERE AT TK. PROVE ME WRONG.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Because, I SAID SO. AND WE'VE ALL SEEN YOUR HIDEOUS PHOTO. IT WAS POSTED HERE AT TK. PROVE ME WRONG.

Yet the fool who posted it never could identify as to where it came from. None too bright on his part. Now why would that be? The fool even admitted to randomly pulling a pic off the internet and claiming it was me. He clearly admitted it was a poor troll attempt. Where were you when this happened? Perhaps you need to work on your memory yes?

 

[Sarek]

No, the individual that provided the photo said it came from your personal blog and the photo was grabbed before you could deleted it and keep it from being found by someone at TK. You stated that yourself.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Luci is a fat fuck!