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Have I ever mentioned

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
If you want to abduct gopher, you have to think like gopher.

It's a Cinderella story!
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
FUCKING TRIPOD NAZIS!!!! WE WANT OUR DIEDRE HALL FIX GODDAMMIT!!!

:mad: <== mad
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She's quote older than she used to be, BUT I'D HIT IT STILL.

What can I say? I had a lot free time during my formative years, and we passed it watching Days of our Lives. :D
 
YOUR LOVE CANNOT STOP HOWIE'S GAS, OR BRING ABOUT WORLD PIZZA. EXCEPT IN AMSTERDAM WHERE THEY'RE ALL LAID OUT STONED LIKE WOODSTOCK LEMMINGS THE HEDONIST FUCKS
 
Sorry, I didn't see that you wanted some - I've got an app that will digitize and email pot to friends on a pretedirminedlist. pot.
 
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