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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO TIRED THAT YOU WANTED TO SLAM YOUR HEAD IN A CAR DOOR

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
JUST TO END THE PAIN? I PASSED THAT POINT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO, AND NOW I'M IN SOME MYSTICAL EXHAUSTION LAND WHERE THE TREES WALK AND THE COFFEE CUP SEDUCES ME WITH HIS SEXY AROMA!!!
 
SNAPT OuT OF IT, NODOZ!

You need a break; you're a mess.
 
Yes. My hair is a mess, I'm unshaven, I can't concentrate, AND MY FUCKING BLACKBERRY KEEPS BEEPING EVERY THIRTY SECONDS WITH ANOTHER 'URGENT' EMAIL FROM MY BOSS WHO SEEMS TO LOVE PLAYING AROUND WITH THE THING!!

Hmmm...perhaps I'm so exhausted because it's Thursday, I've already worked 35 hours and I still have approximately 30 more hours to work between now and Saturday evening?
 
Thankfully, I'll be in Hawaii for a week starting on Thanksgiving!
 
Are you banking hours for vaccation or what? Why are you pulling so many hours?
 
I work two jobs. Day job is my career, excellent salary but no benefits. Second job pays full benefits for my whole family, including a day care benefit. In five years I'll be abke to quick the second job, though.
 
Wow. You're the man, BDM.
 
Nah, just doin' what any man would do to take care of his family, I reckon. But thanks!
 
YOU'RE LIKE CHARLES FUCKING INGLES!
 
That's impressive BDM, I've got two jobs too, but one of them is a band, so that's hard work, but really fun.

God bless you, man.
 
I have no jobs!
 
^HA! I KNEW IT!

Menty, TEACH ME!
 
Kerb Crawler said:
YOU'RE LIKE CHARLES FUCKING INGLES!
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OMFG! HOW DID YOU KNOW I TOLD MY WIFE SHE HAS TO START MAKING HER DRESSES HERSELF AND MAKING OUR OWN ICE CREAM???
 
Yes, but you guys have teh BEST Christmases EVAH!
 
We do seem to cry every day, for the dumbest reasons, too.

Sorry gotta go, it's a long ride to Sleepy-eye.
 
Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
 
No, but I have had a TOILET FALL ASLEEP ON ME!! REVERSAL OF FORTUNE STARRING JEREMY IRONS AS KLAUS VON BULOW AND GLENN CLOSE AS SONNY "PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME WHILE I'M IN A COMA" VON BULOW, AND RON SILVER AS ALAN "JEWIE JEWMAN LET'S GET ALL THE ###### RAPIST KILLERS OFF DEATH ROW BECAUSE THEY ARE RAILROADED BY THE WHITE MAN" DERSHOWITZ!!

Damn, I'm tired.
 
WAIT, WHO IS KLAUS VON BULOW!? He was mentioned in the Simpons once but I didn't know who he was so I didn't get the joke and it made me sad.
 
Klaus von Bulow "allegedly" made his wife slip into a coma, inheriting all her vast fortune. Jeremy Irons was brilliant in the film.
 
Sounds like my kind of guy!
 
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