Have you ever tried to push your hand through a wall over and over?

[Mentalist]

Hoping that the laws of Quantum Mechanics will roll the dice that one time for your hand to pass straight through it?

I have.

It's a dissapointing exercise to partake in.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hope you still have working fingers and knuckles.

When I was a kid I used to throw myself down the stairs because I wanted to be a stuntman.

 

[FBI parte due]

It gets a lot less exciting when you figure out the odds are so many illions to one.

 

[Mentalist]

Yes, the odds are insurmountable for the occurance to take place but then you think 'hey I'm fucking special and the universe loves me the most because I see the world in a totally unique way and nobody is as great as I am so maybe I am the one and it will happen and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.'

Then it doesn't happen. Life becomes more and more mundane, you realize that your previous thoughts of greatness were delusions of grandeur and nothing more then you eventually stab yourself in the eye with a potato and have an epileptic fit while chewing a bundle of wool shouting "STROBE! STROBE! LOBES! AHAHAHAH! FISH FINGERS!".

 

[FBI parte due]

In my case, I just got scared I wouldn't go completely through and would end up with my hand melded to the wall FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER.

 

[Mentalist]

And that's the story of Jesus.

 

[FBI parte due]

All the kids called him "LITTLE WOODEN FEET" over and over and over til he was like "FUCK THIS SHIT I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS" and went off and founded a major religion all while pretending he was wearing bad sandals. AND THEY STILL LAUGHED AT HIM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hannibal Lecter breaks cups and watches for them to reassemble. He's dumb.

 

[Mentalist]

Thermodynamic Entropy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[headvoid]

I have tried to throw bricks into the air and have them land as a complete wall.

well, actually I've just thrown bricks...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chris Martin turned the sky all yellow for me.

 

[Lilac]

Hoping that the laws of Quantum Mechanics will roll the dice that one time for your hand to pass straight through it?

I have.

It's a dissapointing exercise to partake in.

Shadowcat for teh w1n.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If everyo0ne in the world tried at it at the same time, one thousand times an hour for four hours a day, seven days a week, 34 weeks a year for 8 years...I'd laugh.