Have you had your Valentine's Wank yet?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AUGH! *ducks behind couch*

 

[Loktar]

I'm having it RIGHT NOW.

I applaud your one handed typing skills.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I had six of them.

 

[Loktar]

I had none.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WANT TO CUM OVER EVERY PAGE OF THE BIBLE THEN GIVE IT TO A PRIEST.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT THE PRIEST WILL LAUGH AT YOU AND SHOW YOU HIS ALREADY CUM-CRUSTED BIBLE AND THE ALTAR BOYS HE HAS TIED UP IN THE RECTORY WHICH HE CALLS HIS 'RECTUMRY' BECAUSE OF ALL THE SODOMY LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

I had my valentines day wank yesterday.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Well that's when Valentine's Day was!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was a bit worried that Valentine's Wanks could induce premature labour if you think too hard, but Natalie's still pregnant so it's all good.

(Is this post crossing the line?)