Have you met Alexa?

Mirah

I love you
My relatives sent me an Echo Dot. I didn't install it right away, but within 10 minutes of getting Alexa set up I had her set 2 alarms, one to music and asked her to remind me to eat breakfast. Now she is playing meditation music for me as I fall asleep and hope I don't say her name in the middle of the night.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
It would be interesting if you woke up to a lot of sexy wah wah porn guitar music.
 

Mirah

I love you
Thats hilarious!
It did not happen.
She did lull me to sleep with some meditative music and woke me up on que playing one of my favorite songs...over and over again until I said "Alexa Off" (Wait, this sounds like another morning I had once)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Just remember: she's not a real person and she's stealing your data and soul.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Fun though!
 

Chuckles51

Member
I have mine in the kitchen, mostly use it for timers and playing music while I’m cooking or washing dishes. I wouldn’t have it in the bedroom and if I ever hear it cackling in the middle of the night like some claim then it’s going in the trash.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Can it tell if you're wanking near it?
 

Mirah

I love you
I had her store "Things I need to get done today" It all went well the first hour BUT THEN SUDDENLY SHE COULDN'T FIND IT!

I don't have it set up to my phone either-it is attached to my Kindle Fire, if that makes sense to anyone.
 

Mirah

I love you
My wife got one, every time I ask it to play a song I like, it says I have to sign up for Amazon unlimited.

Yeah, I think it is interesting all of the services it wants me to add on and pay for.

But so far I have been able to listen to music just fine.....sort of. I like Indie Pop, and a certain playlist that is on Youtube, but it is not available on Amazon music. But the sound is good!
 

The Question

Eternal
We have three in the house so far -- I have two, an Echo Show 5 I use as a nightstand alarm clock, and an Echo Show 8 on my desk. The roommate has my old Echo Dot in his room upstairs. I'm not worried about them stealing my soul -- if they're stupid enough to filthy themselves up with my soul, they deserve what they get.
 

The Question

Eternal
Don't commit a crime near one!

Well, just kinda maybe don't commit crimes at all.

...is, y'know, a pretty good guideline, just generally.
 

The Question

Eternal
Chuckles51 said:
I wouldn’t have it in the bedroom...

Well, why the fuck not? Are you worried somebody at Amazon HQ will listen in while you're fapping? Fuck me, I hope they're listening in while I'm fapping. I say weird, dark, fucked up shit whilst I'm fapping just hoping to make those fuckers pay for listening in.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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