haven't posted a "IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT" thread yet

[CaptainWacky]

I want to die.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Go and lie in a bath of ice cream.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah humid sucks.

 

[Loktar]

Air conditioners are in. Ahhhh.....

 

[Cassie]

WELCOME TO THE COLD SIDE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Disgusting fat scottish men walking around shirtless...it doesn't get much worse than that.

 

[headvoid]

Yes, I have experienced the topless men here. Suddenly I believe it is too hot.

 

[Tisiphone]

We sat in my jeep smoking from an apple and drinking some weird cocktail that I didn't make, and let me tell you...IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT IN TEXAS TO DO THAT ANYMORE

The cold movie theater never felt so good.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have absolutely no idea what "smoking from an apple" could possibly mean but I'm putting that down to it being too fucking hot.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Apples can be transformed into serviceable bongs (without the need for Michael Bay's services).

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about bananas.

 

[Tisiphone]

Bananas are for when you wanna show that hot guy at the grocery store how good you are at oral sex by suddenly feeling the need to eat one in front of him.

 

[Dr Dave]

The MF is a place of learning.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Indeed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was already using them for that!

 

[Dr Dave]

Were you?

 

[headvoid]

This thread is suddenly useless without pictures.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pictures of Natalie Portman's dog?

 

[Dr Dave]

She named her dog banana?

 

[Cassie]

My air conditioner took a shit last night, TODAY I HAVE A NEW ONE.