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Hayden Panettiere as Janice Rand: The campaign starts here

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Hadyen Panettiere is probably the best thing about Heroes (Hiro's meandering "find the sword" plot sucks), she's a talented young actress, she's hot (I don't find her all that hot but literally everyone else does, MAYBE AN EXAMPLE OF GROUPTHINK LOL?) and she eats bacon. ALL QUALITIES NEEDED IN PLAYING THE TROUBLE YEOMON RAND. Janice Rand can be "reimaged" as a troubled young girl and it can be heavily implied that she was raped by the previous Enterprise commander (playing off the real life rape of whoever it was that played the original Rand, profitting off rape is HOT this season!) and that she fears Captain Kirk will do the same. ALSO: imagine her interactions with Spock (Zachary Quinto) LOL THEY'RE IN A TV SHOW TOGETHER. This is probably the best idea ever. THE CAMPAIGN STARTS HERE.
 
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I'd rape her.
 
Yeah baby!
 
I'm one hundred percent behind Hayden as Janice Rand! :D She'd be perfect(okay, a little young, but otherwise perfect).
 
It would be funny if Simon Pegg's finger mysteriously disappeared during filming.
 
WITH THIS KIND OF SUPPORT, THE CAMPAIGN CAN'T FAIL!
 
Any former recurring regular of Ally McBeal gets my support, even if it was only the last 10 episodes and part of a storyline so desperate it fairly screamed WE AIN'T GETTIN RENEWED FOLKS!
 
Yeah, how could she have a daughter she didn't know about? I MEAN, REALLY.
 
Maybe one day she just thought her liver was trying to escape out her uterus and she decided it had earned its freedom, and didn't give it another thought.

UNTIL 11 YEARS LATER OMG
 
Just imagine if Ally Mcbeal were still on TV today. And if Nelle became a lesbian in the show as well as IRL. And if Hayden was still in it. And if Nelle had to babysit her...8)
 
And ex-lezzie Anne Heche was still on the show as John Cage's Tourette's girlfriend, and she had to be on set with her ex's partner all day LOL CATFIGHT.
 
That orgy would have been epic. Fucking TV executive bastards, taking away our lesbians and our John Cage.

Why, oh god why did they have to cancel i!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How come all Hollywood lesbians have dated each other?
 
Because they know they'll get their bush licked without any whining?
 
ANA LUCIA IS A JAILED LESBIAN NOW LOL
 
This thread needs more gratuitous pictures of Hiding Panties or whatever her name is.
 

Hello there!
 
Is she even of legal age in these photos? Criminy.
 
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