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Hayden Panettiere in "gay for Jolie" cliche shocker

At least its for a good cause. Hayden is hawt.
 
Ferengi boners for everyone!
 
I go through cycles of liking her and not liking her. She's okay but I prefer Kristen Bell.
 
Eh, she's okay. VERY overrated.
 
Her torso is too long.
 
More to lick on the way to the happy place.
 
Even my girlfriend is gay for Jolie. She started on me the other day about how wonderful she is for having a rainbow family and what a great mum she is.

This fired me up no end and I couldn't resist taking her to task with it.


I finally ended the conversation by reminding her that The Undertaker rents a house to Jolie and Pitt (It's true!) and that he was going to put the DEVASTATING CHOKE HOLD on both of them and all the rainbow children and then was going to tombstone every single nanny they have.

She then hit me with a carton of juice.
 
I like Hayden because she looks underage (especially in the blue bikini pic) but she's really 18, so you could like tell her to take all her makeup off and legally shag her silly whilst pretending she's that little 16-year-old slut who cock-teased you in high school.

Now that I am living in La-La-land, I must seek her out. I know where Kristen Bell hangs out, but I've never been there.
 
I wonder if real lesbians like Jolie.
 
Jenny Shimizu is a dyke, and she dated Jolie for awhile in the 90's.
 
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