Headvoid to launch new ad campaign with Ronnie Biggs and Lockerbie Bomber?

[CaptainWacky]

"We were both terminally ill and freed on compassionate grounds...but thanks to new OATY CEREAL we're not terminal anymore! Up yours, Britain!"

OATY CERAL, MAKING A MOCKERY OF BRITISH JUSTICE SINCE 2009

 

[headvoid]

Biggs already has a deal with Creme Egg and has a new line of clothes coming out at Tesco.

I pitched the idea to Oaty and they want to use Chris Brown as he can "mash up the cereal into a pulp"

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Michael Jackson's (I refuse to call him "Jacko" like the fucking Sun do every day, show some respect for the dead you parasites) doctor gets off with his murder then you really should sign him up to advertise pain medicine.