Fundamentalism
Leftist Nazi Churchgoer
Yes, that's right. I'm having huge health problems, and the fucking dutch doctors, that think they know it all, say 'it's just in your head son'. The fucking guy said 'son' to me, motherfucker. I may look like I'm 23 and godlike, but most people know I'm not.
Anyway, I explain about this health problem I'm having with my nose and all he does it look at me with a strange asking face. Then when I'm done explaining it to him he just looks at me funny and goes 'hmmm..'.
'So, what's the problem', he goes.
So I tell him.. CRAP IS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE FROM NOWHERE, MOTHERFUCKER. (I didn't say motherfucker out loud, but the rest, swear to whatever petty god you believe in). And it's true! Crap keeps coming out of my nose, especially in the morning. I have to dig in, it's like small chunks of shit. Sometimes brown, sometimes whitish. He goes, 'everybody has that'. I said, no they don't. My wife doesn't have that. She doesn't have to dig into her nose to clean that shit out. In fact, my wife doesn't even fart. Never. Only men fart, everybody knows that. Anyway, so he goes all crappy on me like I'm waisting his time and I'm a hypochondrisomething. I told him, if everybody is having this, there everybody is sick. He started to laugh at me and said it doesn't exist.
WTF?
Anyway, I explain about this health problem I'm having with my nose and all he does it look at me with a strange asking face. Then when I'm done explaining it to him he just looks at me funny and goes 'hmmm..'.
'So, what's the problem', he goes.
So I tell him.. CRAP IS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE FROM NOWHERE, MOTHERFUCKER. (I didn't say motherfucker out loud, but the rest, swear to whatever petty god you believe in). And it's true! Crap keeps coming out of my nose, especially in the morning. I have to dig in, it's like small chunks of shit. Sometimes brown, sometimes whitish. He goes, 'everybody has that'. I said, no they don't. My wife doesn't have that. She doesn't have to dig into her nose to clean that shit out. In fact, my wife doesn't even fart. Never. Only men fart, everybody knows that. Anyway, so he goes all crappy on me like I'm waisting his time and I'm a hypochondrisomething. I told him, if everybody is having this, there everybody is sick. He started to laugh at me and said it doesn't exist.
WTF?
