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Hellman being trolled on three boards

Absolutely not. You've given me no reason to be quiet. You on the other hand appear to have similar qualities to a small chimp who has eaten an entire box of Exlax, and it currently spreading the results around the board.
 
Gagh said:
Absolutely not. You've given me no reason to be quiet. You on the other hand appear to have similar qualities to a small chimp who has eaten an entire box of Exlax, and it currently spreading the results around the board.
I agree, this place has improved since I began posting here.
 
Elrod Jericoho said:
wait when did the rall v hellman settlement happen? $200 K really? wow. why hasn't rall said anything?

Suffice it to say that Vap is not a reliable source for Rall v. Hellman info, (or any other kind of info).
 
Kim Nyholm said:
Suffice it to say that Vap is not a reliable source for Rall v. Hellman info, (or any other kind of info).


care to enlighten us on the real particulars of the case? This is your chance to tell your side of the story.
 
Panda said:
care to enlighten us on the real particulars of the case? This is your chance to tell your side of the story.

I'll tell you this much: there hasn't been any movement in the case in over two years, and there hasn't been any kind of settlement.
 
jack said:
I've known Hellman a long time. I liked him at first, until I found out what a lying twisted little weasel scumbag he really is.

He's a liar and a thief. Unable to create his own style, he rips off from Drew Friedman, aping his anatomy and caricature, and actually stealing gags and story ideas which he then sells to publishers to feed his most disgusting habit, his insane insatiable desire to masturbate into the footwear of girls younger than 6. The only thing that saves him from going to jail is the little girls aren't wearing the shoes as he's ejaculating into them. Of course, when your major drawing income comes from "SCREW" magazine, it's no wonder he suffers from low self esteem.

You know what's sad about this? When I caught him, quite by accident, he was busy stalking my ebay comic sales by posting pictures of what I was selling and making stupid commerts about it. So I did the same, and in looking at his completed sales that they left feedback on, I noticed that several of his purchases were for "little girl shoes", mary janes and patent leathers, all size two. So I asked him about it, and he got so defensive and freaked out, that I'm just assuming that it's a fetish. After all, who would say their full grown wife has tiny little-girl size feet as a defense, and on a public message board no less?

It gets better. He's been banned from The Comics Journal messageboard for stalking several posters there, and yet, he continues to generate stupid, obvious sock puppets, as though by doing that he's "flaunting" their rules, and getting one over on them. He doesn't realize he's a moronic, stupid asshole that everyone laughs at.
LOL
 
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