HELLO CHATTERS

[Cassie]

I SURVIVED.

For the first time I had to threaten the little monsters. I caught them playing with matches and a can of spray paint. I could just see the world blowing up in an epic fireball.

 

[Dr Dave]

Kids...

 

[Cassie]

O M G

I'm going to babysit again. SORRY ABOUT CHAT, OKAY?

 

[The Tomtrek]

CAN'T YOU JUST BRING THEM INTO CHAT AS WELL????

 

[Dr Dave]

That might scar them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm under the weather. But work is slow. MAYBE I'LL STOP BY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was someone CLAIMING to be Cassie in chat!

 

[Cassie]

THE BITCH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHERE IS CASSIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

 

[Cassie]

I AM HERE

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think Cassie's internet died.

I'm alone and lonely in chat.

AND VULNERABLE.

 

[Cassie]

My internet has been SHIT for weeks, I don't know wtf is going on. Some days it's worse than others, seems like anytime I open a new website my internet drops.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a plan to keep you away from me.

 

[Cassie]

CONSPIRACY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Time Warner cable just doubled my internet speed (for the same exorbitant price). They are coming Tuesday to install a SUPER DUPER SPEEDY MODEM/ROUTER.

I am reasonably excited.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs gets more speed and Cassie has internet issues...

hmm...

 

[Cassie]

YESSSSS, I bet it's all Egg's fault!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I AM NOT A VAMPIRE!

 

[Dr Dave]

OR ARE YOU?!

 

[Love Child]

OR ARE YOU?!

A Dr_Dave Sighting!