"Hello, Dears": missmanners on the Road

[Shatna]

Dictated from her car on the Kingdom Come Highway, somewhere in the wilds of Kentucky, 9:09 PM EDT

Hint for the day: never, ever take a road marked "Kentucky Scenic Byway".


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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are the roads littered with carcasses of Derby losers?

 

[Shatna]

Her next statement was *CRACKLE CRACKLE FFFFFTTTTTT CRACKLE SSSPPPPTTTTTT*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ooooo, I didn't know Jiffy Pop had a new car adapter accessory!

 

[Shatna]

Either that or she ran into an electrical tower.

 

[Donovan]

Or them guys from Deliverance.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ouch! Maybe Jillian hacked her car's GPS... :shock:

 

[Caitriona]

Her next statement was *CRACKLE CRACKLE FFFFFTTTTTT CRACKLE SSSPPPPTTTTTT*

And here I thought I was the only one she said such things to.

 

[Shatna]

I'm still waiting for her to say Cait stuff to ME! Like "ohhh yes, dear... ohhhh god, that's so good.... oh, right there..."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Puts down taco*

'scuse me...

 

[Shatna]

LOL!

Ole!

 

[Caitriona]

heeheehee

 

[Chatty]

*Almost spewed shortbread cookie and creole cream cheese ice cream all over her monitor*

 

[Bladev1]

I'm still waiting for her to say Cait stuff to ME! Like "ohhh yes, dear... ohhhh god, that's so good.... oh, right there..."

Lmao...you're not ME, fool!

 

[Shatna]

I am too!

 

[Bladev1]

Oh great Now am I your dual or are you mine?

 

[Shatna]

I am vast, I contain multitudes!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

And they're all hungry.

 

[whisky]

Did she get any bourbon while in kentucky?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

She must have.