Menu
What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Hello "Dears"

missmayhem

missmayhem

New member
My, my, my. So this is where my beloved younger sister spends so much of her time. Isn't this just deliciously adorable. And the family said Jenna would never amount to anything! :D It's good to know that all those lonely, boyfriendless nights of watching Space Trek have gone to good use!

So tell me, dearest sister. Just how are you? Still wandering the hills of boondock towns in that rackety old (I mean) high performance vehicle of yours counting things? How very nice, I'm sure that's working out well for you. ;)
 
Shatna said:
Ohhh FUCK ME
Click to expand...

Oh she'll probably try. :roll:

I wish she was just another lame dual, but the email checks out.

Very funny Jeanne.... or are you still using "Jeani" in an attempt to regain your youth?

You might try answering your phone....
 
Shatna said:
Ohhh FUCK ME
Click to expand...

Is that an invitation, dear? :)

How charming all of you are! I can see my sister runs with a classy crowd, as usual. Are all these people incarcerated, or is that just your real-world friends?

Jenna, Jenna, Jenna... sending out your little acolytes to address me instead of saying hello yourself? Tsk-tsk. I think someone's a little miffed about their lack of a Christmas present, is that it? :smooch:
 
missmanners said:
Oh she'll probably try. :roll:

I wish she was just another lame dual, but the email checks out.

Very funny Jeanne.... or are you still using "Jeani" in an attempt to regain your youth?

You might try answering your phone....
Click to expand...

Oooh lookie! We replied at the same time. Old habits die hard, don't they dear? Still trying to interrupt when your betters are speaking.

As for my name, I suppose what you call me makes little difference. It's usually something terribly vulgar, anyway. So spell it however you like, dear! :)

I answer my phone promptly, my love. The only time I don't is when I see a solicitor or other unwanted pests appear on my ID.
 
I love you too, sweet sister. :smooch:

Is this hostility I sense? Are we still put out over the Billy Holcombe incident? Tsk, tsk. So long ago, so much water under the bridge, so many bikers leaving your bedroom in the middle of the night...
 
mm's evil twin. Bizarre. Well, since mm is good and you're evil, and I like and respect mm... go fuck yourself with dead animals, you brainless cunt. ;)
 
missmayhem said:
Ooohhh, now you're intriguing, sweet thing. :)

Just what is wrong with being a howling bitch, I ask you...? ;)
Click to expand...

Sweet thing? What are you, a lesbian? Take that nasty snatch on snatch lovin' elsewhere.

Move along, move along.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top