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Hello "Dears"

^ Sounds about right.

Nothing on TK is what is seems, and I've seen the admins manufacture crises to keep the ADD types on this board interested. I have to admit it's been hardly worth posting as of late.

Welcome Miss Mayhem. May your posting be entertaining.

Naked photos of you would help the entertainment factor considerably. If you feel adventurous, naked photos with you sitting on top of a large piece of navel or field artillery would get you my phone number, but that's just me.
 
Ironclad said:
^ Sounds about right.

Nothing on TK is what is seems, and I've seen the admins manufacture crises to keep the ADD types on this board interested. I have to admit it's been hardly worth posting as of late.

Welcome Miss Mayhem. May your posting be entertaining.

Naked photos of you would help the entertainment factor considerably. If you feel adventurous, naked photos with you sitting on top of a large piece of navel or field artillery would get you my phone number, but that's just me.

Listen fuckhead. Just because mommy took away your Penthouse magazines is no reason for the rest of us to see you desperately begging for 'MISSMAYHEM' to disrobe. If you wish your perverse desires to be sated, just ask mommy to disrobe for you. I am sure she will, if she has time to take that bottle of scotch away from her mouth and stub that cigarette out.
 
Ahhh yes, I see that someone has forgotten their meds again.

It's often a sad state of affairs to see the unbalanced lashing out at the world in general, especially if the "world" in this case both didn't address them, and really doesn't give a shit about 'em either. A cry for attention, but then again, isn't that what "trolling" is all about?

Welcome to TK, St. L, may your stay here be full of the abuse you so obviously crave.
 
missmayhem said:
Oooohhhh, Donovan!!!! Sing something for me, dear.

;)
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I don't do rap. Besides, Vanilla Ice told me all about you, you twisted fucker. You're not nice at all...
 
Ironclad said:
Ahhh yes, I see that someone has forgotten their meds again.

It's often a sad state of affairs to see the unbalanced lashing out at the world in general, especially if the "world" in this case both didn't address them, and really doesn't give a shit about 'em either. A cry for attention, but then again, isn't that what "trolling" is all about?

Welcome to TK, St. L, may your stay here be full of the abuse you so obviously crave.

What was that? You crave abuse from me? You are a masochist??? My apologies by I am not part of that subculture. Now run along.
 
Flacid response.

Didn't make any sense, and you didn't even bother to alter the quote, probably a good thing as the original message is close by and in the same thread.

Sorry St. L, you just aren't interesting enough to play with, the only TRUE sin of a troll is being booring, and I'm afraid you are. So much for attempting to be gentle at first.

No more responses from me will be required. Run along indeed.
 
Ironclad said:
Flacid response.

Didn't make any sense, and you didn't even bother to alter the quote, probably a good thing as the original message is close by and in the same thread.

Sorry St. L, you just aren't interesting enough to play with, the only TRUE sin of a troll is being booring, and I'm afraid you are. So much for attempting to be gentle at first.

No more responses from me will be required. Run along indeed.

*watches as you blow your daddy a kiss* Uh, I am not your daddy, son.
 
missmayhem said:
My, my, my. So this is where my beloved younger sister spends so much of her time. Isn't this just deliciously adorable. And the family said Jenna would never amount to anything! :D It's good to know that all those lonely, boyfriendless nights of watching Space Trek have gone to good use!

So tell me, dearest sister. Just how are you? Still wandering the hills of boondock towns in that rackety old (I mean) high performance vehicle of yours counting things? How very nice, I'm sure that's working out well for you. ;)
I didn't think we'd ever withstand her assualt, did you?
 
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