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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I remember we (the internet Star Wars community) were all kind of shocked by the "clones being blown into space" scene because we weren't sure if they'd show humans being killed in a kids cartoon. Well they did!

I love General Grievous (he's in my av but it's hard to see him because it's so small!)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
A lot!
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Yeah there's like six seasons to go before we hit another film, so I hope you have a hot take on Revenge of the Sith!
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Episode 105 - Rookies

The best confidence builder is experience.

Clone forces rally! As the war escalates in the Outer Rim, the Jedi Knights are spread thinly across the galaxy. Many new clones are rushed into service to support their Jedi generals.

Unfortunately, because of the relentless demands of battle, many young clones must join the struggle before their intensive training has been completed. These clones, manning a vital network of tracking stations, are all that stand between the Republic and invasion…
Domino squad's back! After seeing their training on Kamino, we're back with them on what looks to be their first assignment. Of course, when the episode was made this would have been our first introduction to Fives, Echo, Heavy, Cutup and, um, the other one (he's called "Droidbait", apparently). Watching this episode after already having watched "Clone Cadets" is interesting, as we already have an attachment to some of these characters, which makes you look at the episode a bit differently. Sometimes it doesn't quite work, like in the death of Cutup. After he got some pretty good character development in Clone Cadets it feels a bit weird to have him just randomly killed by a monster with all the dignity and significance of a Redshirt (said monsters don't actually appear in the episode again so I don't know why they even added them as a danger). On the other hand, Heavy's sacrifice is made all the more poignant since we know more about him and his role in the Squad.

We also get to see Rex and Cody hanging out together away from the Jedi, and it's cool that they're just Clone Buddies in the same way their respective generals are Jedi Buddies.

Both as an introduction to Domino Squad and as a continuation of their storyline this episode is really solid, probably the best one we've had yet, and offers a much larger look into the Clone Wars from the Clone's point of view.
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Episode 106 - Downfall of a Droid

Trust in your friends, and they'll have reason to trust in you.

After suffering a series of disastrous defeats at the hands of General Grievous, the Republic's foothold in the Outer Rim is in jeopardy.

Commissioned to protect the strategic world of Bothawui, Anakin Skywalker and his weary battle group are all that stands between the system and domination by the droid army....

Oof. Oof. It was all going so well. This episode was one of the first in the production order, coming right after The Clone Wars film, and boy does it show in literally every part of this episode. Firstly, and most obviously, this is probably the worst this show has ever looked. The textures on the character models seem to be a lot worse than they have been, the animation is super stiff and the lighting is just plain bad in some places. The cast also hasn't had time to get into their roles, with some really stiff performances across the board (including even Ashley Eckstein, whom I love and basically think is great pretty much the rest of the time). Even Tom Kane's narration at the start of the episode seems really stiff and boring.

Ahsoka is back to how she was in the film, a noticeable downgrade from her appearances in the Malevolence arc. The music, too, is also really weird. There was a point at the beginning of the show when Kevin Kiner was trying to add more electronic elements to the score - it's something that was present in the film but is way way way overused here. There are portions of this episode that sound like a bad rave from the early 2000's.

This is also probably the biggest waste of a guest actor this show will ever do, casting Ron Fucking Perlman as a Transdoshan scavenger, who gets shit all to do.

There are a couple of good ideas there. The opening action scene with the AT-TEs on the asteroid is a really good idea, and it's executed pretty well. I also like how the episode shows the difference in how Anakin and Obi-Wan treat droids, which Anakin getting really attached to R2 and Obi-Wan pretty much just seeing him as a tool that could easily be replaced. And of course I like seeing Ahsoka being really positive about the new droid, because that's adorable.

But yeah, overall, this is pretty rough.


Episode 107 - Duel of the Droids

You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head.

Missing in action! Anakin Skywalker's heroic droid navigator R2-D2 was lost in battle. When a desperate search fails to locate Artoo, Anakin is forced to take on a new navigator, R3-S6.

Now the Jedi embark on a dangerous new mission, to find a secret enemy listening post. Meanwhile, R2-D2 has fallen into the hands of a vile droid smuggler and is on his way to General Grievous who will surely plunder the Republic's secrets hidden within him....
This episode is... slightly better than the last one. If only because there's more stuff actually happening in the episode - with Anakin and Ahsoka infiltrating the Separatist Listing post at least means there's some action going on, and having it being set on a gas giant means that it's a bit more visually interesting than the last episode.

The best part of the episode is the fight between Ahsoka and Grievous. We haven't actually seen Grievous fight hand-to-hand since the Tartakovsky series, and while he isn't the unstoppable whirling force of death he was there, he still comes across as pretty lethal. Having him go up against Ahsoka is interesting, because not only does it show off Ahsoka's skills - she fights him off for a fair while - but it does reinforce that, yeah, she's totally outmatched by Grievous.

The titular fight between R2 and R3 is pretty fun??? But there's really not that much more to the episode.

It's better than the last one, but still nothing to write home about.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I don't remember those episodes at all, but I usually enjoy it when R2 fights other droids.
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Episode 108 - Bombad Jedi

Heroes are made by the times.

The Clone War threatens the unity of the Republic! As battles rage across the galaxy, more worlds succumb to the seductive lure of the Separatists and leave the Republic.

On a vital mission of peace, Senator Padmé Amidala journeys to the Outer Rim world of Rodia, desperate to ensure its loyalty remains to the Republic....

Jar-Jar Binks is the most controversial character in the Star Wars Universe, widely hated, and seen by many as the epitome of everything wrong with the prequels. The main complaint was that he was a character aimed at children - for the first time, a group of slightly older Star Wars fans who had enjoyed years of books, comics and video games aimed directly to them now had to face the idea of a character that was aimed at someone else. While he's nowhere near as bad as some people would like to tell you, the slapstick nature of Jar-Jar did stand out in The Phantom Menace, when all he was surrounded by dour Jedi and talks of trade negotiations.

But amazingly, for some reason, Dave Filoni thought to bring this character back, and even get Ahmed Best back as well to do the voice. And somehow... he kind of works now??

Because of the episodic nature of The Clone Wars, it's now easy to just have one 25 minute episode that has a different tone than the rest. As this episode is obviously more comedic than anything we've seen before, Jar-Jar's antics don't feel as out of place. Another thing that helps is the way people react to Jar-Jar. In The Phantom Menace, people were either massive dicks to Jar-Jar (I'm thinking mainly of Qui-Gon, here), or they just didn't seem to notice how over the top everything he was doing was (another reason why it didn't seem to fit as well). Now people actually seem to notice, and get annoyed at, Jar-Jar's craziness, and as such it's much easier to handle them because we have characters reacting to it properly. This is something that is helped by pairing him with 3PO, acting as his straight man (YES, IRONICALLY BECAUSE 3PO IS REALLY CAMP).

Padmé: Go back to the ship and call for help.
C-3PO: I regret the transmitters on the ship are out of order.
Padmé: What?
C-3PO: The ship has been destroyed.
Padmé: Battle droids?
C-3PO: No.
Padmé: Jar Jar?
C-3PO: Jar Jar.

Even Padmé, who is a generally nice person and actually likes Jar-Jar has "MOTHER FUCKING JAR-JAR AND HIS FUCKING SHIT" moments.

Padmé herself gets some nice moments, especially when she frees herself and is generally the cool and competent person we know from Attack of the Clones. She even wears her white outfit.

PLUS, Nute Gunray's here, and he's still a cowardly slime ball and that's great.


Episode 109 - Cloak of Darkness

Ignore your instincts at your peril.

Viceroy Gunray captured! Senator Padmé Amidala has scored a victory against the Separatist Alliance on the remote world of Rodia, securing the arrest of the diabolical Confederate leader, Nute Gunray.

The Jedi Council has dispatched Master Luminara Unduli and Anakin Skywalker's Padawan Ahsoka to escort the Viceroy to Coruscant under heavy guard. Once there, he will face trial for his many war crimes....


Hey, it's Luminara! She's cool! After only having seen her in the background of Attack of the Clones, and a short cameo in that Tartakovsky series, it's nice to get more time with the character. As she spends most of the episode hanging out with Ahsoka, we mainly see Luminara in contrast to Anakin as we see how Ahsoka fares with a Jedi that is a bit more straight-laced than him, and there's a nice arc throughout the episode where Luminara comes to accept Ahsoka's more rash way of doing things. I like Luminara, she comes across as a play it by-the-book Jedi, but still not boring and unemotional.

We also get guest star James Marsters as the Senate Commando who betrays everyone, this episode coming out during the period where James Marsters seemed to be guest starring in literally every genre show at the time. He's... not very good? His delivery is flat and boring, he just does a really generic English accent for some reason, and for a character that could have had some interesting characterisation he just comes across as a bit blah. His character also has really stupid hair.

But the star of this episode is Asajj Ventress, who finally gets an episode where she actually wins! We finally get to see a Ventress that is cool and badass and powerful, and who easily fights off both Ahsoka and Luminara. She even kills James Marster's stupid character! Ventress is great and it's good that she actually gets to win sometimes instead of just ending every episode shaking her fist shouting "I'll get you next time, Jedi!".

The episode also looks a lot better than some of the recent ones. The lightsaber fight in the burning engine room is probably the best one we've had on the series so far.

This episode was fun, and good, and both Asajj Ventress and Ahsoka were in it so it really can't be that bad.

Nute Gunray status: Still Nute Gunray.


Episode 110 - Lair of Grevious

Most powerful is he who controls his own power.

Viceroy Gunray escapes! En route to Coruscant to stand trial for war crimes, evil Separatist leader Nute Gunray has broken free of his Jedi escort. With the help of Count Dooku's sinister agents, the villainous viceroy has made a daring getaway.

Alerted to the bold prison break, Jedi Master Kit Fisto has traced the stolen ship to a remote system, hoping to recapture Gunray and return him to justice.

For a Jedi that had about a minute of screen time in Attack of the Clones, Kit Fisto made a real impression. Mainly because, well, he looks cool. And he had that smile. And his name is Kit Fisto. As with Luminara in the previous episode, this episode does a good job at taking what was essentially a background character in Attack of the Clones and turning them into an actual character. Phil LaMarr does a really good job portraying Fisto as this wise master, who is always cool under pressure, and there's only a few parts of the episode where he starts to sound like a Serious Hermes. Pairing Fisto with his ex-padawan Nahdar means that once again we have a one-off Jedi who we actually care about. As a younger Jedi, Nahdar is shown to be quick to show off his force powers, and quick to use force instead of thinking things through. As Yoda comments at the end of the episode, this is something that the war is turning the young Jedi into, meaning that the same could be said for characters like Ahsoka.

This is the episode where Grievous goes from moustache-twirling villain into something of an actual character. We get our first bit of backstory about Grievous, namely that he was once a powerful warrior who replaced his body with a droid body (voluntarily) as a way to 'improve' it. I remember this being quite controversial at the time, as it was the first time this series deviated from something already established in the EU (where Grievous already had an origin story), but now all the old EU has been swept away and this version of his story is the only one that matters! There's also a nice bit where we see Grievous upset at the death of his crazy cyborg monster thing, which is probably the only time in the whole series we feel any sympathy for the guy.

The episode itself looks really good, the design and lighting of Grievous' lair gives the whole episode a real atmosphere. We also get a glimpse of the crazier side of Grevious' fighting, where his legs are cut off and he is crawling around on the floor with his four arms - something that's more of a nod to how he would move in the Tartakovsky series than anything he did in Revenge of the Sith. Grievious once again comes across as a real threat, and it's only because Kit Fisto was a Jedi Master that he was able to escape.

This episode comes together really well, giving us much needed backstory on a central villain, and an introduction to one of the major Jedi. It's all put together with excellent design and direction, and some really good action scenes. A good episode.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I really liked how they used Jar Jar in that episode!

Is Cloak of Darkness the one where Ventress kissed a Clone then killed him and it was edited out?

I have already made my feelings on Nute Gunray and General Grevious clear. (I like them.)
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Episode 111 - Dooku Captured

The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes.

Manhunt! After a long and perilous search, the Jedi finally track down Separatist leader, Count Dooku.

During a heroic attempt to capture the Count, Anakin Skywalker has gone missing. Having lost contact with Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi heads toward his friend's last known location, a lone Separatist frigate in the far reaches of the Outer Rim....

Sometimes with these early episodes of Clone Wars you get episodes that are just sort of... there. And that's how I feel about this episode. There's nothing really wrong with it, but for some reason it never really worked for me.

The main focus of the episode is Obi-Wan and Anakin working together, and seeing their relationship in action. It's still the same relationship they had in Attack of the Clones, except now Anakin is a Jedi it's a much more balanced one. Instead of Obi-Wan scolding his pupil for being reckless, it's Obi-Wan playfully mocking his fiend for being reckless. This is actually a pretty good episode for Obi-Wan, thinking about it. That said, the quips between the two come off as a bit forced sometimes. They also fight some Gundarks! I remember them from that line in Attack of the Clones!

This is also the introduction of Hondo! And he's cool, because he's Hondo. He's just a generic space pirate at this point, but ‎Jim Cummings gives him enough personality to make it work (even if he is just doing Jim Cummings Voice #2).

We also get to see how Dooku reacts to people like Hondo, and it's kind of great that he's sort of a major snob. So far we've only seen him around his subordinates or his enemies, never actual common people. It makes sense, he is a Count afterall.

Another good bit is when Palpatine learns of Dooku's capture. There's a nice sense that on the surface he's being the Supreme Chancellor who wants to get hold of the leader of the enemy army, while at the same time beneath that he's just freaking out that his Sith apprentice has been captured.

I think the big problem with this episode is that it's paced really weirdly. It starts in the middle of the action, the story shifts about 2/3 of the way through from being about Obi-Wan and Anakin and the Gundarks to being about them visiting Hondo, and then it ends sort of on a cliffhanger but not really.

Weird.


Episode 112 - The Gungan General

Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud.

Dooku held for ransom! After escaping capture by Jedi Knights Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, the villainous Count Dooku fell into the clutches of pirates led by the brigand Hondo Ohnaka. Eager to get custody of Dooku, the Republic agreed to pay Hondo a hefty sum in exchange for the Sith Lord.

But Anakin and Obi-Wan had not counted on the treacherous cunning of Ohnaka and his band....

This episode starts by keeping up to the great tradition of the 1930's serials of having the start of one episode directly contradict the end of the previous one. At the end of "Dooku Captured", Obi-Wan and Anakin get given drugged drinks, which they stealthily swap out for normal drinks. Here they wake up, having been drugged. Yes, sure, there was a comic on the Star Wars website that explained this, but considering the majority of people watching this episode would never read that it's a bit of a strange mismatch. Why not just end the last episode with them getting drugged?

Anyway. Jar Jar's back. And I never thought I'd say this, but man do I miss Ahmed Best. Apparently Best had already moved on to 'other projects' (????) by the time they did this episode, so they had to get someone else. And he's a fucking terrible Jar Jar. No really, they made Jar Jar worse. Apparently all it took was someone who does a fucking terrible Jar-Jar impression.

And it's weird how, after making him work in "Bombad Jedi" only a few episodes ago, Jar Jar is back to not working again. The problem this time is that he's doing his bumbling around shtick in the middle of a serious situation (their ship is getting attacked) so it just feels like he's being an idiot rather than it being at all comedic. But the worst is the fact that the Senator Jar Jar is travelling with dies as a direct result of Jar Jar's fucking about. He has to get up and put Jar-Jar in his seat like a damn child, and because of that he wasn't strapped in when the ship crashes and he dies. And at not one point in the episode does anyone, Jar Jar or the clones, acknowledge this. And as such it's really hard to see anything good about the rest of his actions in this episode because he literally killed a man.

Ummmm okay, the rest of this episode. We get some good interplay between Obi-Wan, Anakin and Dooku, who are tied up together. We see more of Hondo and we learn that his people will betray him at a moment's notice, and... that's it?

Yeah, even though they introduce Hondo, these episodes are all kind of mediocre.

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Oh man, fake Jar Jar sucked. Maybe it was literally a fake Jar Jar and we just never found out onscreen. Fortunately Ahmed Best will be back to save the Jar Jar brand!
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Episode 113 - Jedi Crash

Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil.

The Republic fleet is on the defensive and pushed to the brink! As war rages in the much contested Outer Rim Territories, chaos and fear mount as the Separatist army wages an epic battle against heavily outnumbered Republic ships in the far reaches of the Quell system.

Anakin Skywalker and his Padawan Ahsoka race across the galaxy to aid Jedi Knight Aayla Secura who is in the midst of a fight for her life as the sinister droid army closes in....
This episode starts off with what is probably the best ship battle sequence we've had in the show so far (although we haven't really had many, so...). Anakin and Ahsoka rescue Aayla Secura from her ship, which is crashing into the atmosphere of a planet, which not only gives us an excuse to have an action sequence, but also allows us to see Anakin be an actual hero - putting himself in harms way to make sure everyone else gets out safe.

The following crash sequence is, too, really good. It's a good solid block action with which to start the episode. Once they crash we even get some good character stuff between Ahsoka and Aayla (who, up until this point, has just been 'that Jedi with the boobs'), where they discuss the major theme of this episode, in that Ahsoka is starting to get too attached to Anakin. Ahsoka even talks about the apparent contradiction in the Jedi philosophy - the Jedi aren't supposed to form attachments, but yet they're supposed to care about others. This is, of course, the same problem Anakin was struggling with in Attack of the Clones.

But then they meet the Lemur people. Yo, fuck the Lemur people. Fuck their dumb high pitched Scottish(??????) accents and the fact that they're all assholes. Like, sure, there are valid points to be made about the Jedi's involvement in the war, and how it seems a bit fucked up for "keepers of the peace" to lead armies, but that doesn't mean that the answer is to just not fight at all. And it certainly doesn't mean you have to be assholes to everyone else. Fuck the Lemur people so much. I hope they all die.

But the first part of this episode is actually pretty good!


Episode 114 - Defenders of PEace

When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side.

Republic forces in retreat! While rescuing General Aayla Secura from certain defeat, Anakin Skywalker has been seriously injured. After a narrow escape, our heroes crash-landed on the remote world of Maridun. Stranded, and with no way to contact the Republic, the Jedi receive medical aid from the peaceful Lurmen colonists.

But even on this tiny planet, the war threatens to follow the Jedi....
I guess the Lemur people are called "Lurmen", huh.

As a direct follow up to the previous episode, this episode also summers from the Lemur people problem. But at least in this episode it's only the leader of the Lemur people who is an asshole, as even the rest his village is like "these robots are going to kill us we should probably do something". And I think the episode wants us to think that maybe he has a point... but he doesn't. It ends with him saying that, yes, the Jedi saved them "but as what cost?" but... we know that if the Jedi had not been there the separatists would have still come, and would have killed everyone. So we objectively know that the options were to either fight back or die horribly.

We actually get a guest star this episode, and it's George Takei as a fat Nemoidian called Lok Durd. And he's actually pretty good! He is basically just playing George Takei, but his normal voice is over the top and cartoonish enough that it works really well.

Like the last episode, the action is pretty solid, it's just a shame the plot of this episode is about the Jedi saving the asshole Lemur people.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
'Jedi Crash' was the first episode written by Kaite Lucas. She writes better ones later. Also I used to be amused by the super unimiginative episode titles.
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Yes I meant to mention this was the first Katie Lucas episode. She would later become one of my favourite writers for the show??
 

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
Episode 115 - Trespass

Arrogance diminishes wisdom.

Republic outpost, overrun! The Jedi have lost all contact with the clone security force stationed on the bleak, snow-covered planet of Orto Plutonia.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, accompanied by dignitaries from the nearby moon of Pantora are sent to investigate the disappearance of the clone troopers on the desolate and forbidding landscape...

Oh it's this one! The one with the Talz! This episode is relativity straightforward - it starts off with some nice atmospheric scenes of the Jedi and the Pantorans exploring the bases that were attacked, which is creepy in a "still a kids show" kind of way, what with the various severed droid heads on spikes everywhere.

But the main story is that of Chairman Cho wanting the Talz off what he thinks is 'his' planet, and Senator Cutie Chuchi learning to go over his head and do what's right. It's a simple story, but it's decently done. The Chairman is a bit too two-dimensional in his warlike nature, but Senator Chuchi Cutie is actually portrayed quite well, and is a good character to have the episode center around.

Other than that? Well, it's kind of nice to see Obi-Wan and Anakin try to negotiate peace with the Talz, you get the feeling that this the sort of thing Jedi should be doing. The episode itself looks really nice, with the snowy environment and costumes giving it an Empire Strikes Back feel.

So yeah! Nothing special, but pretty good.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's good that you've gone back to this! I like Senator Chuchi she's blue.
 
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