HELLO MFERS

[CaptainWacky]

I haven't had a gay wank this year.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It'll happen when it happens. And if it doesn't, oh well. LIFE IS A CABARET OLD NOSE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Volunteering in what?

At a place that serves meals to the elderly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It'll happen when it happens. And if it doesn't, oh well. LIFE IS A CABARET OLD NOSE.

Maybe there will be a female celebrity rapture.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's what suicide bombers are hoping -- 77 virgin Olsen Twins waiting on the other side!

 

[Dr Dave]

Nobody rioted at the place today.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's good. Although for the elderly, rioting is more like a mass crabby session.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well the Olsen Twins would be Left Behind as they aren't on the Wacky Hot One Hundred (their sister Elizabeth would ascend to Heaven, happily.)

 

[Dr Dave]

That's good. Although for the elderly, rioting is more like a mass crabby session.

On certain days they hand out free bread and deserts, the elderly swarm at the table...like cats or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or like...geese...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who drew that smiley.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't remember -- mm used to have sole ownership of it, and it's been around as long as the vBulletin board.

Probably the same one who made the Imperium, Day, Kitty and other custom smilies...

 

[CaptainWacky]

HI CASSIE.

 

[Cassie]

HI CAPTAINWACKY

 

[CaptainWacky]

HI!!!!

 

[Cassie]

OMG THE SQUIDINATOR IS REAL.

 

[Dr Dave]

BY CORK!

 

[Cassie]

HI DR DAVE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HI DR SEX.