Hello Minefield.

[jack]

How's everyone doing around these parts?

My toes are cold.

 

[Cassie]

Hi Jack, put on some fuzzy slippers!

 

[Tisiphone]

Hola Jack

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Amnesty! It's what's for breakfast!

 

[Seph]

welcome bk to the kingdom gd times ahead...

 

[CaptainWacky]

My balls are getting unruly.

 

[Seph]

u need to get a grip wacky...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of the base?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG! My toes are cold too!

 

[Tisiphone]

Quick, find a twink's mouth to warm them in!!!

 

[Seph]

or at least ... yeah a twink...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Best I can do on short notice on a freezing Saturday is a twink Asian or Mexican delivery boy.

 

[Seph]

there both disposable so u can kill them and make a suit out of there skin if u want too?

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm dying dying dying over you

 

[Seph]

get a ticket and get in line

 

[Tisiphone]

Are you in a cast and need help moving a couch into your dark, windowless van?

 

[Seph]

thats right im called seph bundy.

can u help me get my books in the van whilst i hit you with this tyre iron?

 

[Tisiphone]

Just how I like my men...serial killers.

 

[Seph]

you like being eaten, like any woman is that what ur saying?

 

[Tisiphone]

Exactly.