HELLO THIS IS CAPTAINWACKY SPEAKING TO GOD

[CaptainWacky]

GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL OH LORD!?!?!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'm busy!

 

[Cassie]

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOMTREK

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL HE'S IMPLYING HE's DOG

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought God only listened to Margaret.......

 

[Henoch]

God is usually masturbating when Wacky wants something. Wonder why that is??

 

[CaptainWacky]

because he's a horny fictional cunt

 

[Cassie]

SCHRODINGER'S CAT!

 

[Tisiphone]

Pussy?

 

[Cassie]

It's not real unless you can observe it.. err something like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

if the pope craps in the woods and nobody's there to see it, does he shit still stink?

 

[Cassie]

Not according to Schrodinger

 

[Tisiphone]

Schrodinger is a charlitain!

 

[CaptainWacky]

A RPASITjh

 

[Dr Dave]

He ate small children!

 

[CaptainWacky]

3 year old Africans dying of AIDS: part of God's "plan"?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah. His evil plan.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's like he is just pressing random buttions!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY DID HE KILL THE DINOSAURs

 

[Dr Dave]

He was drunk