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Aren't you supposed to be a cow? Say moooooiooooioo for me while I ram that empty turkey baster in YOUR EAR (safe sex).
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Gonad's a bitch? Show us your tits!
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How about an ass shot? This is me sunbathing:

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Can Heather top that? Or does she not have enough to offer?
 
This topic is taking more crazy turns than a hopped up porch monkey on his way to the local CashAndGo with a handful of stolen welfare checks!
 
Now, Heather, back to the important questions:

1) What is this site you come from? You know, the personal forum with few members?

2) What color is your bush?
 
Maybe it's brightly colored rainbow stripes. If it's red then she should tie a few (very few) pieces of clover in -- you know, up the irish theme.
 
Gonad said:
Aren't you supposed to be a cow?
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No despite the Hollywood conspiracy male cows are called bulls.

Say moooooiooooioo for me while I ram that empty turkey baster in YOUR EAR (safe sex).
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If you weren't already a flattened corpse on the side walk I'd think of a more creative way to violate you.
 
I'm sure there are plenty of creative ways to violate a flattened corpse on the sidewalk. The ear comment was an inside joke shared with someone I knew seven years ago.
 
A female named Heather who shows pictures of nice-looking naked body parts she claims are hers.
 
Heather said:
Why do some of you need to spam my personal forum with your link?

We don't have many members and they don't have any interest here.
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Do accept my apologies sweetheart. Please do not let the actions of a few morons without lives affect how you feel about the majority of posters here at Troll Kingdom. Spamming is for retarded children as we all well know. As they have no lives outside of mommy and daddy's basement, boredom becomes their constant companion. What else would they do? They take delight in spamming other sites because they actually deem it a cool activity. Astonishingly enough, the erroneously consider the spamming of other sites to be a troll. How they came to this conclusion is rather beyond me, but I digress. You need to accept the irrelevancy of such individuals for they have it bad enough out there in the real world where they are largely ignored by others, including mommy and daddy upstairs. The majority of males in here have never been laid. Did you not notice their offer to tell you their reasons for spamming your site if you show them your tits? You do understand the reason they ask yes? Take a moment to think about this. Such individuals live in mommy and daddy's basement. They have zero lives. Never before have they been near a female other than mommy. Why else would they ask to see your tits? They have never seen titties other than those of other males in the change rooms of gym class at their schools. You need not post to such fools for you only end up lowering yourself to such levels as never before been seen. These individuals are so sad they have their snail mail delivered to this site's home address.
 
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