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Hellooooo BITCHES!

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I'm back. I've been laparoscopically cholecystecortized and now I'm all stapled up, 11 itchy ass staples, some ready for removal. I've taken all of my anti-biotics and joy of all joys, did not suffer a yeast infection because of it, hooray! Which reminds me, I have some Vicodin for sale...Just kidding Mr. FBI Man.;) I'm feeling fantastic and ready to make your lives a living hell, or, ya know, make you chuckle, whatever.

I will be relating my harrowing tale in the Mine Field on Monday, look for it, it's good stuff. I'll be throwing in a bone for my lefty friends, don't miss it.

Ps. BDM and I are FRIENDS, gutter dwellers. Sheesh. :roll:
 
Welcome bitch, now bend over and give daddy his candy!
 
How original.

Oh and "welcome"??? You betta recanize.
 
I can't untill you bend over.
 
Glad to hear you're doing better! :)
 
If you do not want that Vicodin I will take it.
 
^LOL. I don't know what the big deal is, just makes me sleepeh. Morphine on the other hand, yeah, I could totally get addicted to that.

Thank you Deni. :)
 
Laker_Girl said:
^LOL. I don't know what the big deal is, just makes me sleepeh. Morphine on the other hand, yeah, I could totally get addicted to that.

Thank you Deni. :)
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Yeah Morphine is good to, I had a couple of doses of that one time during a visit to the emergency room. I like Vicodin because nothing pisses me off after I take it and I can still function.
 
Welcome back LG......Glad you're feeling better!
 
Reverend Phelps said:
If you do not want that Vicodin I will take it.
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I love that stuff, 3 hits washed down with 20-30 shot of vodka makes me happy. :)
 
Hi L_G. Welcome Back!
 
Wait I remember you Larker girl!! you paid me twenty buck to shit in your mouth. How did the corn taste the second time?
 
Leave Laker Girl alone, you cunt. Can't you see she's recuperating from surgery and proximity to Mexicans?

Welcome back, L_G. What's the official honeymoon period before I can instigate you again without looking like an asshole? ;)
 
I am the cunt around here.
 
Yeah, like you got a monopoly or something.
 
This is true. We can use more cunts like me around.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Ps. BDM and I are FRIENDS, gutter dwellers. Sheesh. :roll:
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From what he made it out to be, you're the film star, and he's the sniveling agent.
 
It's about time L_G

;)
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Let's get back to REALism...is that vicodin really for sale? if so i deserve to purchase it more than ANY other TK'er here.
 
Welcome back, LG! Glad to see you're back to your usual sassy self. I hope you're milking this for all it's worth - lots of time off, pampering from the parents, flowers from friends, etc.

And while you're too slow to run away: {{{{{{{{{{Laker_Girl}}}}}}}}}}

:bigass:
 
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