Help Decide Jack's Next Job

[jack]

Did You Come Across Any Sinclair Oil Memorabilia Like I Asked?

There wasn't any. I looked around. You want me to hunt for that stuff for you in my travels?

 

[Malarky]

Oh, so you do have a new job. Congratulations!

Just because you have a job doesn't mean you're not worthless.

 

[Elrod]

you're a dead man, watch your back

Okay.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

Okay.

Pwnd.

 

[Lilac]

!

 

[Elrod]

Pwnd.

... by ineffectual death threats?

 

[Alex Buchet]

you're a dead man, watch your back

Are you thweatening me?

 

[Lilac]

No, for being a moron.

 

[Alex Buchet]

No, for being a moron.

what?

 

[Sarek]

I think TK should have the death penality for starting stupid topics.

Course, Starguard would be toast then too.

Bummer. :bigass:

 

[Elrod]

I think TK should have the death penality for starting stupid topics.

Where are the smart topics?

 

[Sarek]

Where are the smart topics?

We hide them.

We don't want to scare off you noobs right away. So we let you play for a while then smack you with the brain overload.

 

[Elrod]

We hide them.

Quite well, apparently.

 

[DarthSikle]

You can get paid to be a semen taster? Henoch has been doing it for free all these years.

 

[Sarek]

Let me guess, he sits outside a local sperm bank with a "Will work for food" sign around his neck.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

I think TK should have the death penality for starting stupid topics.

Course, Starguard would be toast then too.

Bummer. :bigass:

This Topic Is Funny.

 

[Sarek]

This Topic Is Funny.

Yeah, in that "noobs involved in a train wreck" gawker sort of way.

 

[Lilac]

what?

Wasn't addressing your post, asshat.

 

[Lilac]

Yeah, in that "noobs involved in a train wreck" gawker sort of way.

Pretty much.

 

[Elrod]

So this is a "smart topic", then?