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Help from Eastenders fans

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
There are a couple of episodes on public TV soon and I wondered if you could tell me how old they are based on the summaries:

1. "Sharon and Phil are invited to the christening; Pat and Roy celebrate their anniversary; Charlie crashes into Billy's car."

2. "Jamie threatens to tell Phil that he is Louise's dad; Nathan tells Roy he used to work with his old flame."
 
Well Jamie has been dead since 2002 when Martin ran him down in a car so I'd guess they're from around that period. 2001/2002ish.
 
Disclaimer: I just realized this said Eastenders FANS.


I'm not.
 
I've only been watching it since I moved in with Jenny, but I can state without doubt that for the most part, eastenders is utter shite.
 
They're both about 4-5 years old, I'd guess.
 
Yeah, half the characters mentioned have died, and I'm not sure who Nathan is.

I gave up on it a long while ago.. used to watch it everyday it was on, but after a while you realise the script just goes around in a carousel of clichés.

"What's goin on?", "Shut it", "Mind/hold the fort, will ya?(usually spoken to a character who's only just arrived and really shouldn't be trusted behind a till yet)", "Leave it out", "He's not worth it", "You're barred", "You've got a lot of front showing your face around here", "we're family, that's all that matters", etc.

And then there are the endless repeated storylines, often revolving around Billy setting up a football game/pool competition/darts competition, etc, because "nothing ever happens around here". Meanwhile, half the characters are gangsters, and the other half have just found out that they're the product of an incestuous relationship(now there's a surprise) and that they have cancer, prompting them to move/go on holiday to Manchester or Spain, from where nobody ever returns.

I prefer Aussie soap Neighbours, it's stupid, but it kinda knows it.
 
You forgot "YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
 
Nathan, I think was the big doofus who turned up claiming to be Roy's other son. Barry got jealous, and therefore fatter, a lot.
 
Then Roy died of shame and Barry died of JANINE PUSHIGN.
 
omg..is it still on??! my parents & younger sister have been rabid about it for years.
I never watched it enough to know what the hell was going on, so it never took...it'd be on Sunday mornings and I was always off to church.
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
 
Just wait until Dirty Den comes back from the dead!
 
It's fucking awful.
 
I'd rather waste my time on the Internets! :bigass:
 
Whereas Harold Bishop coming back from the dead was genius and I love the way they reference it in a jokey-way now such as with Lou the other day.
 
It's plot twists are more boring than the ones we get in QSF.
 
We should raise a few long-gone TKers from the dead, and give them weird shit to do and talk about...
 
^omg. thus does evil rise from the - aaawkrftklfgt!
 
I don't know if this helps, but

 
It helps if you MEANT TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES :eek:
 
Harold coming back being a Neighbours thing I SHOULD POINT OUT AND IT WAS GOOD
 
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